*VvVVvvV*

💤

*VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV*

💤

*VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV*VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV*

💤

*VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV*

"Hhhhmm" i hum to myself in annoyance as I look over to my clock

10:02 am................Why? Just why?

Maybe if I don't do anything they'll go away....or was that a dream....

As I'm thinking I start going back to sleep letting it take me away and letting the warmth of my bed take me deeper in slumber💤

*VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV**VvVVvvV*

"OKAY IM UP FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!!" As I shoot out of bed to grab my phone to see who woke me up from my dreams. I see 23 new messages.

😑 really...

Blarg
Hey Soup call Mcnasty and wake his ass up

Soup
Why? Me?

Blarg
Because I'm going to call Dooo to wake his ass up and also you're annoying ass better at getting Mcnasty to do shit and I want to be on time with the podcast I have shit to do

Podcast? The cult has a podcast?

Soup
Okay I'll get the cake eater up heheheee

That was an hour ago "huh" I hope it went well

Grizzy
Pezzy, Droid!!!

Pezzy
Yes Grizzy

Droid
Yeah man what's up

The sky lol

Grizzy
Me and Puffer are at Waterburger drive through do want anything?

Pezzy
Yes pls, I'll get my usual

Grizzy
With cinnamon bun

Pezzy
❤️

Grizzy
I'll take that a yes, Droid?

Droid
Um uhhh I don't know so many choices uhhhh

Puffer
Want me to pick?

Droid
Yeah😞

Puffer
I gotch you babiee

Droid
My hero everyone ❤️🐡

Puffer
Yeah yeah yeah ❤️

That was thirty minutes ago. Awwwwww what the fuck! That was cute as shit! Now see why can't I have that!?!😭🫠 So wait are they dating or just really comfortable friends?🤔

Kryoz
Hey Smitty (I'm going to spell Smii7y's name like that from now on, if you don't like it then sucks to suck🖕)

Smitty
What's up brother?

Hehehe the sky

Kryoz
Are we still recording today?

Recording? Recording what?

Smitty
We should be, why?

Kryoz
No reason brother just maken sure

Spirit
What're recording?

Smitty
Oh shit I forgot you were here

Spirit
Wow I can really feel the love here

Kryoz
Wow Smitty I can't believe you forgot Spirit

Spirit
Yeah seriously like omg what's with this guy Kryoz doesn't he know I'm sensitive😩💅

Kryoz
Like how could he 💅

Spirit
Like really💅

Smitty
Okay okay I get it you two are dramatic

Kryoz
Lol

Spirit
Haha

Smitty
So how long have you been here

Spirit
Not to long, you guys woke me up

Kryoz
Why didn't you put on silent?

Spirit
I forgot to last night it was late anyway

Smitty
Oh yeah that was pretty late and if it makes you feel better I also got woken up from these guys too

Well it does a little knowing that some can relate

Spirit
It does so what are you guys going to record?

Kryoz
A video

A video? Like a cult add? Or is it one of thooooose video?

Smitty
Kryoz you can't say just a video they can get the wrong impression

Spirit
Let me guess a porno

Kryoz
LMAO!

Blarg
OMFG!

Puffer
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣

Grizzy
Lol haha 😂

Wait?!???! Was I right!! It's not a cult!! I've made friends with Pornstars!!!! Let's gooooo!!! Scratch that off the my bucket list too😁

Smitty
Omg no it's not a porno

😭noooooooooooooo *mentally writing make friends with pornstars back on the list* ✍️ 😔

Kryoz
Well😏

Smitty
No

Kryoz
😔

Spirit
Damn it! Hmmmm🤔

Dooo
What the fuck did I miss my phone stated buzzing after Blarg laughed his ass off on the podcast

Mcnasty
Yeah wtf happened?

Soup
Yeah what the titty shit?

Blarg
Sorry boys Spirit asked what Smitty and Kryoz were going to record and Kryoz said a video so Spirit guessed is it a porno 😂

Mcnasty
Of course that's the guess!!!🤣

Dooo
Hahaha 🤣

Soup
My friending do you have a third eye because that my friend is very accurate heheheheeee

I have know idea what's going on but I'm pretty sure it has to do with an inside joke

Kryoz
Still can't think of anything?

Spirit
Huh, uh no I got distracted um let me think 🤔

Pezzy
Do you want a hint?

YES!

Spirit
Sure Pezzy, oh and hi everyone else👋

Dooo, Puffer, Pezzy, Blarg, Grizzy, Mcnasty, Soup, Droid
Hi, Hey, Yo, Sup

Pezzy
It has to do with content😁

Spirit
Wait what!?!? Your telling me it's not porno!!

Kryoz, Dooo, Smii7y, Puffer, Pezzy, Blarg, Grizzy, Mcnasty, Soup, Droid
LMAO, 😂, OMFG, 🤣, Hahah

Is this cult pulling my leg😑

Droid
Omg haha do you want another hint?

Mcnasty
Wait should we be telling this person what we do. They can figure us out and who we are.

Dooo
Yeah they could give our phone numbers to the "F-people" wink wink

Oh yeah I just met these people, I almost forget they are total strangers to me. I was having to much fun. I-I should leave them alone and get a new phone and and......

Wait!?!? "F-people" 😳

Kryoz, Dooo, Smii7y, Puffer, Pezzy, Blarg, Grizzy, Mcnasty, Soup, Droid
.....

Spirit
Oh you don't have to tell me anything and you are right I am a stranger that you guys just met and I'm sorry for asking and being nosy 😓

Spirit
I was having so much fun that I forgot haha welp I'll leave you guys alone.

Spirit
I appreciate the laughs and I apologize again.....bye👋

I switch off my phone and turn it over onto my lap as well as putting my face in my hands.

"Wooooow that was way to emotional" as soon as I say that.

Author's Note
Get cliffhanger fuckers heheheheeeeee😈
(I love Soups laugh)heheheheeeee