Percy moaned, a deep hum into his pillow that drove his boyfriend crazy.

"Oh, Percy," Nico groaned. Nico was slowly pounding into him from behind, "You sound so sexy."

Shockingly, there was a large pound on the door. Nico flinched, pulling out and making Percy moan again, and they both scrambled under the covers. They'd barely made it under as Annabeth opens the door.

"Percy, what the fuck are you doing?!" she screams.

Annabeth, Percy's girlfriend, stormed in. Percy's eyes went wide. "I-I-"

"You're dating me! Why am I hearing about you dating Nico and finding you in his cabin getting fucked in the ass!"

Nico grimaced, having been hoping that Annabeth didn't know what they were up to, but it was obvious. He faded into the shadows but only slightly, not wanting to disappear or be part of the argument. He knew about Annabeth - yeah, he was a little homewrecker - so he didn't have much to say to defend himself or Percy.

"Baby, it's not like that-"

"Not like what?! And don't give me some crap about exploring! I would've gladly had a threesome with you!"

Nico lifted an eyebrow.

She kept going, "You're such an asshole, Percy! I love you! I gave everything to you, I showed you all of me, and what? It just... didn't flatter you?!"

"Annie, pleas-"

"Don't you dare call me Annie right now!" She shook her head, "You know what? Goodbye, Percy. We're OVER!"

She screamed in frustration as she turned around, stomping out of the cabin. Percy sat up, sighing in exasperation.

"Are you okay?" Nico asked, not realizing the door was left open.

Percy swallowed, "At least she did the hard part for me, right?"

He pointed out, seeing other campers gawking at Percy and Nico.

Nico's face went red, "What the fuck! Close the door, Percy!" He pulled blankets over himself.

Percy scrambled to get up, naked, and closed the door.

Nico groaned, "I'm doomed."

The son of Poseidon leaned down and kissed his nose, "With me, at least."

"Yeah," Nico glared, "With you."

"Hey, it's not all that bad, right?"

After a moment, Nico responded, "Your ass was tigh-"

"Hey!"