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Baby- D-d-d-d
Parents- Ooh! Baby's first words!
Baby- D-da-da-da
Parents- Dadda?
Baby- Darkness, air, water and sky will come together and shake the forest to it's roots. Nothing will be as it is now, or what it was before.

*** 1 Month Later ***

Parent- What does a cow say?
Baby- Moo!
Parent- Yay! What does the pig say?
Baby- Oink!
Parent- Double yay! What does a cat say?
Baby- Fire alone can save our clan.
Parent-...

*** 3 Years Later ***

Parent- *Looks at spelling list homework* Spell Traitor.
Kid- T
Parent- Yes!
Kid- T-I-G-E-R-S-T-A-R
Parent- WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING WEIRD THINGS?!
Kid- He He.

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