You've all been eager to see the answers to your intellectual and deep questions, right? Well, it's December 14th, so here they are!

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Have you ever had a drink that makes you go crazy?

Duskie : What's that mean? Is it about alcohol? No alcohol allowed on work premises.

Anime : A drink that makes you go crazy? I mean, if you take me to any Café and we get a few pumps of espresso in my system, then I would say that makes me psychotic.

Willow : Coffee at 2am (Don't ask it's complicated)

Ren : Uh, YEAH! I've had this concoction called groovy juice, which is basically a mixture of various hard candies (jolly ranchers mostly) boiled into liquid, along with sugar, kool-aid packets, lemonade powder, and water. I think I stayed up until like, 4 am. (But seriously, it tastes pretty good if you add ice)

Briar: K so I have a friend who has a boyfriend who works at Sheetz and he lets us do whatever we want as long as it's past midnight because that's when the manager leaves. We make this thing we call "Akidoma" where we pour the purple slushi stuff and then add a layer of purple kool-aid squirts as well as nerds, and repeat that for all the colours of slushii with corresponding kool-aid squirt layers in the biggest cup they have. Also if we have enough money we'll buy a bunch of sour gummy worms and dump those in too. All in all it sounds pretty lame compared to spiked stuff but it still tastes pretty good. (Also we put pop rocks in the straws once and that was fun)

TEA: IM LATE TO THE PARTY BUT LIKE WATER IS MY JAM.

What is your OTP?

Duskie : I don't know, man, it's been so long since I've read Warriors. Probably Jayfeather x Stick.
[what a normie LOL -ren]

Anime : OTP, eh? Well, I don't really know kiddos... But I'd have to say that Brightheart x Cloudtail is definitely out there.

Willow :  *long sigh* I ship HollyleafxCode

Ren : Tallstar and Jake, definitely. I literally almost cried during Tallstar's Revenge.

Briar: Duskie x Chrome lololololololololololololol die.

TEA: UM Warriors otp or otp in general? Warriors otp would be probably,,,, ivypoolxblossomfall??

Do you think Youtube is being killed by Viners?

Duskie : Well, I'm not really into watching Youtube a lot...but yeah, I guess. Unless it's a compilation, get outta here.

Anime : When was the last time I was on YouTube...? Like maybe a year ago. I don't really subscribe to anyone at this point, the only reason I have for using YouTube is to watch some anime or listen to some tunes. Otherwise, YouTube isn't my lane.

Willow : i think youtube is being resurrected by viners

Ren : I use YouTube to watch compilations of old vines sooo...

(same tho -briar)

Briar: K SO IDK WHO WROTE THAT QUESTION BUT THANK YOU BECAUSE I HAVE OPINIONS YAY. ANyways, I wouldn't say that YouTube is being killed by viners, if anything, it's being killed by Susan Wojcicki (e.g. all of the new monetization problems, biased supporting, pushing the family-friendly creators and no one else, elsagate, etc.). However, I would say that viners are definitely a pulsing sore on YouTube itself, and are creating unnecessary problems as well as bland, tasteless content. One of my main pet peeves about them though, is the fact that YouTube is recognizing them as creators and not just viners who joined YouTube to keep making money. Hell, LELE PONS of all people was blatantly advertised on the YouTube Rewind 2017 thumbnail, a viner on YouTube's thumbnail. smH

Tea: vine compilations are my faveeee. I don't really know too much about this topic though so.

What's your favorite meme?

Duskie : I have to choose? Okay, well, the Jawn memes are pretty great.

And yes I know it's old but the distracted boyfriend meme

(yes I did just make that)

Anime : Oh god, I love Gavin memes. They're just so— hHnNNgGgg— amazing! I send them to people in my Instagram group chats all the time when I really have no comment.

Willow : Ho-oly crap i'm like the ultimate meme lord (not in a sense that i'm a meme)

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

That's one of my favorites, I love any with that music

Ren : I'm always up to date with the freshest memes, but Spongebob Caveman from 2016 still makes me laugh for hours.

Briar:

TEA: definitely the roll safe meme omg

Do you prefer the cookie or the cream in an Oreo?

Duskie : Hard decision, but I'd say the cookie.

Anime : I totally prefer the cookie itself. Sure, I loved the cream when I was younger and was constantly on a sugar-high, but the cream alone is too much for me now.

Willow : Speaking of which, I just had some cruddy oreo and cream ice cream, where the ice cream was flavored like the cream and there were cookies in it. Coming from my PTSD, the cookie - please.

Ren : oKAY BUT LITERALLY IM APPARENTLY A CHILD COMPARED TO THE OTHER ADMINS BC I LOVE THE CREAM PART SOO MUCH

Briar: Cookie all the way fITE MEE.

Tea: cream. Who even enjoys the cookie omg. Tbh though best way to eat an Oreo though is to drown it in milk until it barely crunches.

Can any of you sing at least the first verse of All Star from memory?

Duskie : OH IS THAT ITS NAME? ALL STAR?

Anime : All Star?

Willow : I feel like I'm the only one that knows what it is.
I could probably get far into the song but then I'll drift off and you know how people when they forget words that start spewing random gibberish like "blew blah bleh meh meh muh"

Ren : someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEDDD SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN "L" ON HER FOREEHEADDD. WELL, THE YEARS START COMIN AND THEY DONT STOP COMIN. FED TO THE RULES AND THEY HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN DIDNT MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB
(do you want me to continue? I sing this at least once every day.)

Briar: Yes.

Tea: somebody once told me the world will never own me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was lookin kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an l on her forehead. Well the years stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they

What is your LEAST favorite warrior cat of all time, and in a few sentences, why?

Duskie : Argh, I can't remember enough from the series to answer this. Maybe Ashfur? He was stupid. Or Crowfeather. He switched mates too quickly but didn't do it all the way, plus Breezepelt is totally his fault.

Anime : I only have a few sentence limit? Okay, well, I hate Firestar with a burning passion. I get that he is the main character from the start of the series, but he is so frickin' overrated it annoys me. He's just a pain, an overpowered pest, like, I was rejoicing when he was finally killed off. [ hate me all you want, I will fight for my opinion! ]

Willow :  Breezepelt, Firestar, Bramblestar, Ferncloud, MILLIE, Rainflower, and Daisy all need to die. Except for Firestar, he needs to keep dying and never live again.

Ren : I really just don't like anyone from the Omen of Stars series and after. Dovewing is so clingy and overdramatic. ALSO I FREAKIN UGHH GET SO MAD at Twigkit/paw for cROsSinG SO ManY bORdErS, it's like the Erins just decided that no one's gonna follow the rules anymore. (Also can I hate an entire clan? Namely one called "thunder"?)

Briar: Ivypool. She was an entitled brat with a sister who was a brat. She couldn't make up her mind or keep her loyalties straight and she seemed oh-so-tough until she didn't get what she wanted and then she'd play the victim card and I hate her. Also she's a hypocrite.

Tea: I mean Hollyleaf was kind of annoying. Ashfur tried to murder children, and Breezepelt also tried to murder a v pregnant woman and a blind man. Also dovewing was boring.

What's your gay warrior OTP?

Duskie : It's been so long idk I haven't read any of the new Barley x Ravenpaw stuff but it sounded sweet

Anime : I have never really been one for ships in the Warriors series, let alone gay ships, so I couldn't tell you.

Willow : I don't know, I actually don't stray far from random ships. I love Barley and Ravenpaw soo...... there ya go.

Ren : okay bUT I ALREADY puT mine in the other question.?? I guess Daisy x Ferncloud.

Briar: Definitely Jake x Tallstar.

TEA: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK okay blossomfallxivypool as I mentioned earlier, but also LIONBLAZEXTOADSTEP ANYBODY?? Literally the sweETEST AND MOST UNDERRATED RELATIONSHIP? Obviously jakextallstar too, and fireheartxgraystripe is so sweet.

Favorite Warrior cat and why.

Duskie : I think I liked Bluestar, Tallstar, and Mothwing. Can't decide on any one favorite that stands out, though.

Anime : I've loved Whitestorm since the beginning. His character was just so amazing and his personality was literally perfect. He was and always will be my favorite. Bless.

Willow : I don't know why, but I always liked Honeyfern. Now that I look back, shes this orange piece of rock amidst a bunch of groovy sticks - underdeveloped. Now, I have to say its..... Graypool? She's like this cute little grandma that scoots around on her rascal and rants "ya know, back in my day....."

Ren : River Ripple from the DOTC series. He's so nice and wise and I wanna be just like him.

Briar: Longtail. Even though he was a spicy jErK in the beginning, he was so sweet and kind later on, and just a wholesome guy really.

Tea: Blossomfall. I know literally everyone hates her but like?? I love her? I also 100% adore Toadstep and Whitestorm too.

Coffee or tea?

Duskie : Tea, for sure. I detest coffee.

Anime : Coffee, but there has to be creamer or I'm out.

Willow : Depends....
on time of day, flavor, caffine, needs, etc.
If it's 1am, COFFEE

Ren : TEAAAAAAAAA

Briar: For cold days and swim meets I'll definitely have tea, but for summer or nighttime I'd have to go with coffee.

Tea: water

Favorite non canon ship? Gay or otherwise

Duskie : Jayfeather x Stick. No contest.

Anime : No gay ships, crack ships, non canon ships, etc for me. sorry kiddos.

Willow : Why so much about ships? Can't we talk about my people *cough horses cough* or something.
JayxStick is too ridiculous, which is why I'm kinda like, "Eh, okay" with it.

Ren : once again, I've answered this. Twice.

Briar: hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM def Rock x rock.

TEA: LIONTOAD

Favorite death scene?

Duskie : Probably Tigerstar's. It's the only one I can remember now. I can't recall the way it was written exactly, but it was pretty ironic seeing big bad Tigerstar being killed by ol' Scrooge.

Anime : Firestar's death, only because I never liked him. :)

Willow : Oh shoot. I always liked how Honeyfern died, saving a kit from a snake. Even though I can't remember who she saved and I'm pretty sure he grew up to be a jerk, in that case I'm sad she jumped in the way, it's still a way to go.

Ren : Hmm. Maybe Bluestar's. It was nice to see her reunite with her children.

Briar: I liked Spottedleaf's because after Spottedleaf's Heart I didn't like her anymore. (actually maybe Foxheart because I really wanted her to die)

Tea: Stonefur. He was killed by Blackfoot/star in the half-clan genocide thing tigerstar tried to do and it's really the only scene in warriors I can really remember.

Favorite medicine cat?

Duskie : Cinderpelt. She was cool.

Anime : Let me just say that Yellowfang was the best medicine cat, hands down, FIGHT ME—

Willow : Yellowfang is my spirit animal

Ren: Littlecloud.

Briar: Someone already said it but Littlecloud aghhhhh

Tea: Cinderpelt. Also Alderheart ahhh. And willowshine.

Favorite apprentice and elder?

Admin : Not sure about apprentice, but either Mousefur or Purdy. Purdy probably wins, for the accent at least.

Anime : Either Mousefur or Longtail, I loved them both so much, ohmy

Willow : Purdy is like me, I tell stories and everyone is like "shut up nobody cares about your da** ranch stories".

Ren: Apprentice would be...Cinderpelt, when she was Cinderpaw. She was so eager to do her best and it broke my heart when she couldn't be a warrior. Favorite elder would be Yellowfang.

Briar: My favourite apprentice was Gorsepaw, no other explanation needed, and my favourite elder was Longtail

Tea: Graystripe as an apprentice was the best apprentice omg. Best elder... probably all of the ones who stayed behind on the great journey so they weren't a bourdon. Shoutout to frostfur and whoever else died for the sake of their clan I can't remember all of you.

What is the most cringiest book you have written and thought was good?

Duskie : Echhh...going back to cringey old times, are we? Well, once I wrote a story called A Girl Named Manaime. Try reading that out loud. No more details.

Anime : All of my books, current and old have always been cringe worthy, never good.

Willow : Can't we all take a moment to go back and recognize Starkit's Prophecy?
Now half the world has cancer
(sorry)

Ren: Hmmm...I've deleted and forgotten a lot of my old books...maybe The Origin of MoonClan? Yeah that was cringe.

Briar:  I wrote a book about a girl who ate a cupcake and then became a cat once, I can't even think about it for more than two seconds.

Tea: um spark lmao. Actually I wrote a three book warrior series on an old account that was #theworst but ahaaa let's not think about that.

Duskie - what is the value of x when 2×=4?

Duskie : Two — I would give you a funny answer, but I'm too good of a student.

How would you describe each admin in three words?

Duskie : Hm, let's see...

Athletic, dedicated, kind (Anime)

Inactive scrub priest (Aqua)

Aesthetic, m9, relatable (Briar)

Idiot, pleb, loser (Chrome)

Poopy artistic writer (Poppy)

Helpful, active, dedicated (Ren)

Equestrian, eager(in a good way), nice (Hayley)

Funny, kind, friendly (Whisper)

Anime : oof, this is asking a lot from me, hold on...

In all honesty, all of the WattyWarriors admins are simply wonderful. All of them are just so dedicated and talented, talented in their own ways of course. It would take me much too long to describe each and every one of them individually, especially with only a three word limit, but to sum them all up together, they're simply amazing people to me.

Willow : (Thanks duskay boi) Even though I don't know everyone that much yet from an inside standpoint, here's what I go for.
Husky Dusky: Leader, dedicated, impromptu
Briar: Dank, too lit to be legit, creative
Chrome: Everything's chrome in the future (you never saw that meme did you), lowkey, is like the quiet of the bunch but is always seen doing things and doing everything *love you man*
Poppy: Great writer, I adore her writing, stop writing you're making half the world jelous
Ren: Oh boi, cool, great, awesome, fun to hang around
Anime: You're so much like me, dankity, amazing ethics

Aqua: The scrubiest scrub of all scrubs, chow chow, just great, love ya lots.

I love all of you guys and it would be sooo cool to meet all of you in person, that would be AMAZING!

Ren: Okay so, I'm answering these during school, so I don't have time for this. Everyone's pretty gr8.

Briar:

Chrome= memememememememmememeemmeme + reddit + omglolrawr

Duskie= hardworking, great leader

Poppy= cool asfffff

Ren= super fun, helpful

Anime= very funny personality also badass in a way

Aqua= scrub lolololololololol

Whisper= starbucks and bubble tea 4 life also ironic meme lover, what if the haters dab back?

thatcat= lolololololololol horse lover also relatable lolololololol

Tea: I love everyone tysm ily all alright so,,,,

Chrome, actual walking meme
duskie, very good leader
Briar, such a sweetperson
Ren, the actual mvp
anime, best anime friend
Aquaboy, SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB

What book is worth reading? (Could be one of yours or someone else's, I don't care)

Duskie : The Bartimaeus Trilogy. Please please read that. It needs so much more recognition.

Anime : Most definitely The Fifth Wave series, let's go.

Willow : None of mine and..... I'm reading The Silence Of The Lambs right now and that is just amazing. Please be of age though, it's pretty mature. Love horror.

Ren : Blossom by @emberblazeofwindclan is an AMAZING book, if you haven't read it already. The clan society is so intriguing and mysterious, and the book also has widespread LGBT+ representation.

Briar: SO IF YOU NEVER READ "WE WERE LIARS" GO READ IT NOW also The Unwanteds is a cool series also none of those are on wattpad so a good book to read on wattpad would beeeeeeeeeeeee all of Crazystar's books.

Tea: Ah.. I really liked the Book Thief? An easy and interesting read, I didn't get bored. I get bored really easily when reading.

What is your favorite original warrior cats song, on YouTube?

Duskie : Mama Tad! Go check out all of Mama Tad's videos. (THAT'S NOT A SONG SMH - briar)

Anime : I don't watch enough YouTube to answer this, oops.

Willow : Oh lord... I had to search this up. I feel like this is applying to that one Blixi person whom I can't remember because I don't really watch her stuff (her drawing's good though), I don't really have a favorite. My favorite MAP is You, that made me cri.
Also my younger self cannot wait for that one 5 Giants one. It's been like 3 years oki

Ren : warrior cats...song?

Briar: I think I saw a rap series for Warriors once. (UPDATE: I looked it up and most of them were kinda cringey but I think one has Millie in it and that one isn't terrible)

Tea: none.

What was the death that made you cry? (If all/most/some made you cry, which ones the most?)

Duskie : None of them, I'm afraid. Books don't make me cry. But Tallstar and Bluestar's deaths were sad. Firestar's was just lame.

Anime : I have never cried while reading any of the Warrior's books, but Snowfur and Feathertail's deaths were both very upsetting.

Willow : Ooooooooofff coooommming at you again with that honeyfern.
i started lowkey sniffling in class

Ren : I hate to admit it, but Firestar's made me cry. Mostly because I was angry that out of all the times he could have died over the series, he got killed by a FREAKING TREE. Also, Spottedleaf's (second) death got to me as well. I can't believe the Erins would do that just so Firestar didn't have to deal with his mistakes in StarClan.

Briar: Okay, so when Gorsepaw died I cried a lot, and I don't even know why, but it seemed so sad to me and he was so young and aghhhh

Tea: never cried in warriors ever. Stonefur's death was super impactful though, the only scene that I've frEAKED OUT externally.

(I HAD TO GO FIX ALL OF BRIAR'S ANSWERS BECAUSE SHE FORGOT TO CENTER THEM -duskie)

(I DID SMH BUT MY COMPUTER UNDID EVERYTHING AND I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE GETTING MY TABLET s0 tHeRe -briar)

(YOU'RE FIRED -duskie)

(I just answered all of these like a day late oops don't hate me -tea)