Person 1: KISS KISS KSJSS!!!adhfhrfbfg

Me: wtf?

Best friend: they want me to kiss [boy] just because I agreed to go on a date with him!

Friend that is a boy: shut up with the chanting!

Friends 1-5: KISS KISSSSS KISSSSSSS KIISSSSSSSISISIISISISKISISKSIISSHOCFGKHBskufhgjlsfhgisudgkuhdygakfh

Me: ...

Me: *flips 'em off*

Me: there my otp, not yours.