Friend Girl: I love you more

Friend boy: No I Love you more!

Friend Girl: No I love you more!

Friend Boy: no I love you more!

You: And I Would LOVE it if you were to shut up!

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Friend Girl: *sitting on one end of the bench*

Friend boy: *sitting on other end of bench*

Them: *holding hands in your lap*

You: WHAT THE HECK IM NOT INVISIBLE

Not a true story.