Y/n pov

As I sat  on the floor of Soifon's barracks , we pondered what we would do for Thanksgiving this year.

Y/n:*Sighs*Dammit what  exactly should we do?  I mean we've been given time to take a break from the main story for this! I'm not doing another chapter of me being Issekaied. That's starting to lose it's touch.

Soifon: Let alone add the fact that we still have the Christmas one unfinished.

Y/n:Well we got one week before Thanksgiving hits and Sage isn't exactly making these chapters easy on us.

Soifon: This becoming more responsibility than  being captain.

Y/n: *smirks* HA yeah right just try being Riser in nearly all Highschool Dxd x betrayed readers shit. There is a reason the Author had his fellow trailer treasure friend make this

Shit.

(With Riser in basically every story)

Riser: Finally a worthy opponent! OUR FIGHT SHALL BE LEGENDARY!   NOW SHOW ME A FAIR FIGHT!

Basically Y/n Kun:

.Riser:

Y'all feel proud of yourselves? ....Making a poor guy like me suffer unfairly like this all the time? When do I get a turn huh? WHEN DO I GET A TURN FOR BEATING  ASS IN A ONE SIDED FIGHT YOOO!!!!!!

Rias: Riser calm down.

Riser: NAH FUCK THAT WHERE'S MY TURN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!

Issei:...Fuck now I feel bad.

Riser: WHERE'S MY TUURN YO! HUUHH?! ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS KEEP BLOODLINES PURE LIKE A GOOD BOI! BUT NAH BRUH I'M A FUCKING  CUCK HUH?! I'M JUST A BIG FUCKING NTR FUCKLORD! 

Y/n(N.O.P): Like this? Y'all really got a grown ass man in a fanfiction crying.

Riser: WHERE'S MY TURN MANN!!!!!!

Riser(C.S Aka Corrupted Spirit. Made by a good friend  and a bro on this site BIG_GOOSEY2   if ya like my content then i'd  recommend following  him and this fellow MrSkywalker69 .): Come on my friend let's go to one of my KFCs some fried chicken will do you good.

(Back with Y/n and Soifon)

Yoruichi: Relax you guys are overthinking  we'll get a real chapter out before the holiday even hits.

???: What are you children up to?

Y/n: I uhhhh I should be asking you that?

Yamamoto: I'm leaving to try being a new character in another series.

Y/n: OOf welll be  careful i owuldn't wanna be in a series that might become as long as the bible if not longer.

Yamamoto nodded then walked off then yelled at the top of his lungs.

Yamamoto:  THE SOUL KING! THE SOUL KING IS REAAALL!

Shunsui: G E T  W E  G E T M U C H  H I G  H E R?!

Kenpachi:  T O N I I I G H T

Sajin/Mayuri: OH OH OH OHHHH OHHH OOOOOOOHHOOOOO!

Y/n:...I fucking hate my life.

To be continued.