Gregori pov

Since Uncle Riser's death at the hands of the WOKE things have become a nightmare. Many of our people have been taken over by the WOKE. Their opinions changed and their very character altered. The truth is very few of us remain anymore and now we have one hope. Their lies a group of men who's abilities go beyond the realms of plot armor and transcend the WOKE's powers. Our father,Chad,Sairaorg have given us a safe place for the time being; in a Sam's club. While I wondered the halls I sighed when I saw my dad with Aunt Kuroka and her kid Kubo.

Kuroka: You know Kubo I'm honored to see you've taken my looks than your fathers. As much as he's a handsome Devil I'm sure more girls will take a liking to your charms.

Kubo: Heh well either way I've got the L/n charm right? With that and my unique skills i'm set.

Gregori: HA Yeah right ya know every 12 year old girl can play Dance Dance Revolution right?

Kubo: FUCK OFF GREGORI IT'S A GOOD GAME!

Gregori: So is Doom and Metal Gear Rising.

Y/n: Ok kids calm down alright? It's best that we  all get along in this situation.

Ezekiel: That's easier said then done sometimes dad. I mean we're stuck in a Sam's club with the whole world turned into Activists,Feminists,SJWs, and Karens.

3rd person pov

Skarlet: OH SO THIS IS LIKE THE MOVIE LEGION! I REALLY LOVE THAT MOVIE!

Gregori: Huh the fuck is Legion?

Sora: Are you serious Gregori? You know that movie where God gave up on  humanity. Angels  possesses the humans and a group of survivors have to survive in a diner?

Gregori: Yeah no I have no damn idea of what your talking about.

Issei; I mean if ya replace the Diner with a Sam's club then yeah.

Gregori: Shut up this isn't like that movie.

Asia: I never actually saw that movie Y/n.

Y/n: Huh really Asia guess we know what movie night is tonight.

Kazui; Yeah I guess I'll go and find the movie.

Alexandria: I'm coming with!

Hisana: Wait a second are you really sure you'll find it?

Ichika: We're in a Sam's club within a Fanfiction. We'll find it without a problem let's be honest.

Kubo: Aye fair enough I'll join ya!

Alexandria grinned as she fist bumped Kubo before the kids ran off.  Y/n sighed staring at his children.

Y/n: Their such great kids that have made me so proud over the last few years. It's just sad they had to take their first role in the story as this.

Kuroka: This whole thing has been tough for us. But i'm sire we'll make it out of this alright.

Y/n: The WOKE have taken over everything. Other animes are suffering aswell as the fandoms. Even people like Goku,Saitama, and even Naruto has died.

Asia:W-Well is Naruto really that b-bad of a loss?

Kuroka: Yeah to be honest Fuck the friendship speeches and Ramen ninja.

Y/n: Fair but I don't think he deserved to die by the toxic righteous nature of the WOKE.  

Sairaorg: That's true but atleast we have the last hope to use.

Y/n: Yeah...

We have to find them. They are the only ones capable of helping us combat them. To help in these WOKE wars.

Asia:Where has this skit gone?

Y/n:Too far Asia...Too far.

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3rd person pov

While Gregori and the others walked through the Sam's club they noticed a small castle made out of beds.

Kazui: What the hell is that?

???: HIMEJIMA  CASTLE MOTHER FUCKERS!

Alexandria: WAIT A SEC SOREI ARE YOU IN THERE WITH NAGA!?

Naga: No nya?

Gregori: DAMMIT  YOU TWO WE HAVE SOMETHING WE NEED HELP WITH!

Sorei: What are ya looking for?

Ezekiel: We're looking for the movie Legion.

Sorei: Oh that film that has the like the problem we're in.

Gregori: THIS SHIT IS NOT LIKE LEGION SHUT THE FUCK UP!

???: Meh it totally is to be.

Skarlet: HA I TOLD YOU BIG BRO!

Gregori: MOTHER FUCK-

Ichika: What a second is that Stark in there too?

Stark: Yeah...I'm king of the castle of something...I just wanna nap in peace.

Issei: Dude why is he here?

Sora: More over how did he survive?

Stark: I slept here the whole time.

Kubo: Well that;s comforting to know we've got the number One Espada.

 Gregori and the others smiled until they heard a  unholy screech behind them. Preparing for battle they ran off to deal with it until. When they arrived they saw a group of dead hippies under a man's foot.

Kazui; Who are  you?

???: Heh a legend kids

The name is Duke Nukem.

To be continued