Changbin's car followed Minho's car, where Jisung was directing the route to the shady alleyway. God knows how Jisung knew the route; the author's doesn't either. 

"Guys," Ava spoke, sitting in the backseat, "I'm concerned for Hyun, but I'm kinda more concerned about Changbin and Chan being together at Felix's house, and coming here together." 

"They were at Felix's house?" Jisung was astonished, "What were they doing?" 

"Sodomy." "Assignments." 

We can easily guess who spoke what. 

Ava grimaced at Minho, "'Sodomy'? Who the fuck says that anymore?" 

"What do you want me to say? Butt sex?" Minho retorted. 

"You know what? Stay quiet." 

"I'm gonna play some music," the menace spoke, turning on (not you) the car's radio. A soothing song played, and before you knew it, Minho started dozing off. On the fucking road. 

And in Changbin's car, behind them, were those three wondering why Minho's car was moving diagonally.  

"I wonder what's going on in there," Chan spoke. 

You know what was going there? 

"MINHO! STOP FALLING ASLEEP!" Ava yelled. 

"HUH?" Minho woke up from a gust of sleep, blinking thrice. 

"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US, BRO?" Jisung accused. 

"NO!" Minho spoke, gaining some sense of reality, "LET'S JUST THINK OF WAYS TO RETRIEVE THAT DOG KISSER!" 

"Good idea," Jisung spoke, "There were, like, fifty of them."

"Are we carrying any weapons to fight them?" Ava asked. 

"..." 

"...Did we just forget to carry weapons?" 

And the car fell silent. Thankfully. 

Ava texted Chan: Hey bro, why were you with Changbin at Felix's place? 

Chan saw the message, and replied with: We were on his bed ;)))

Ava: doing assignments? 

Chan: ...playing checkers :")) 

Ava: oh god T_T 

Chan then sent her a video, captioned with: This is what Felix made us do 

https://youtu.be/q4exPc7Rx74

Some real bromance right there, mate. 

"We're here!" Jisung exclaimed, and the car halted. Behind them, Changbin stopped the car as well, and both Chan and Changbin turned to Felix to simultaneously say, "Don't worry; I'll protect you!" 

Felix looked at both of them, and Changbin glowered at Chan, who, in return, glared back. However, the freckled boy happily clapped his hands, "You don't have to protect me! Let's kick some ass!" 

As all six of them got off the car, Jisung led them to the exact spot where him and Hyunjin had last been, and pointed at a dog pee stain, "This is where Kkami peed on Johnny Jacques Fernan-" 

"You don't have to speak the full name each time," Minho deadpanned. 

"But-" 

They all heard footsteps coming from the dark, and fell silent. And, once again, Johnny Jacques Fernando Chaddha Whitman approached them, "Hello, you seem lost." 

"THIS IS THE FREAK!" Jisung screamed, "HE STOLE HYUNJIN AND KKAMI!" 

Johnny looked so offended, as if Jisung had dug out his ancestors, peed on their graves, and launched their corpses to Mars, "FREAK?" 

"Um... no?" Jisung nervously laughed. 

"I SHALL SUMMON MY PEOPLE RIGHT NOW!" 

So the six main characters formed a circle like the Avengers, but without weapons, and the get-up, and the courage, and the... the list goes on. Basically, they were not the Avengers, but it's always fun acting like them. Like whoo, I used a hammer to stick a nail in the wall and now I'm Thor! Or like whoo, I said 'LANGUAGE!' to my sister so now I'm Captain America! This is literally the author talking. 

Anyways, as a group of people came rushing in, Felix turned serious, "Ayo, Johnny! We challenge you to a dance-off!" 

"Dance-off never goes wrong," Jisung cheered. 

"OH? YOU MORTALS DARE TO CHALLENGE US, THE PEOPLE OF THE DOGGIE CULT?" 

"Doggie cult...?" Chan sighed, "The author could have gotten a little more creative, gosh!" 

Hahahaha... *awkward smile*

"YES! WE'RE SENDING LEE MINHO TO CHALLENGE YOU!" Felix declared, and Jisung and Ava pushed him to the front. 

"Are we for real right now?" Minho grimaced, looking around, as the actually fifty people of the Doggie cult had circled around the six of them, and were all ready to judge. Felix gulped, seeing the audience, and then played a song: Hello, Bitches by CL. 

"HELLO, BITCHES!" CL's voice sounded, and all the dogs and bitches around started to bark. 

"HAH! WE GOT THE MAJORITY VOTE ALREADY!" Jisung celebrated. 

Minho stood like an NPC in the middle, tired out of his wits. 

"Got nothing to do? Hmph, watch me go!" Johnny came to the center stage, and instead of hooting for him, everyone started howling. 

Now the six of them were surrounded by barking dogs, howling humans of the Doggie cult, and Johnny Jacques Fernando Chaddha Whitman doing a hen dance. If this does not seem like a cokehead's daydreams, then the author doesn't know what does. 

Minho, competitive as fuuuuuck, started popping to the beats, and it was time for the non-furries (we'll count Chan as a non-furry this time) to actually cheer and hoot. Ava could not believe that she was cheering on for Lee Minho, out of all people, but dude, he was devouring the dance. 

"HEY! ARE WE DANCING?" they all heard a familiar voice, and turned to its source: Hyunjin, wearing a white gown, sitting on a throne that eight people were holding on their shoulders. In his lap was Kkami, calmly sleeping. 

"Hyun! What the fuck?" Ava cried at this absurdity. Honestly, who wouldn't? 

"Guys! It's not that bad. They give good food!" Hyunjin smiled like an idiot. 

"Oh, yes! We use lizards' tails and our chef's special frog sauce to enhance the taste!" Johnny proudly spoke. 

Hyunjin's smile wore off, "EW, WHAT?" 

"And do you want to know what we made that cutlet of?" Johnny did not get the hint, "Duck brain!" 

All the six gasped, "HYUNJIN! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING?" 

Hyunjin was turning green by now. Perhaps you'd find him in your garden wHEN YOU LEAVE WATTPAD AND TOUCH SOME GRASS. 

"I wanna go! Let's go, Kkami!" he cried. 

He jumped off the throne, and the eight people fell back like dominos (heh). 

"NO! ALMIGHTY HYUNJIN OF HYUNHYUNLAND!" Johnny pleaded, "DON'T GO! LEAVE GOD KKAMI WITH US!" 

"No, ew," Hyunjin made a face at them and walked towards his friends. Everyone judged him on the basis of the name of the territory that he had chosen. Like what the flying fuck is Hyunhyunland?  

"What about me? What about Tony Jacques Fernando Chaddha Whitman? What about Moni Jacques Fernando Chaddha Whitman? What about Nonny Jacques Fernando Chaddha Whitman? What about Bonnie Jacques Fernando Chaddha Whitman? What about-" 

"Did your parents decide to rhyme all your names or what?" Minho cried. 

"BUT-" Johnny bro was just speaking when another dog walked past, pissed on his shoe, and trotted away. Suddenly, all the Jacques Fernando Chaddha Whitman family of fifty bowed before the dog, "Our new Lord!" 

The dog made exactly the face that you are making right now. 

"So we saved the day, guys?" Changbin asked the others in the group. 

"But the dance-off..." 

(a/n: im sorry this is just me celebrating and going insane after finishing all the exams heh im gONNA SLEEP ALL NIGHT TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how was thisssss? we're nearing 40k reads!! :D 

thanks for reading! i love you!)