We saw PUTIN IN A BIKINI! We were screaming and asking for his money or we would nuke him, because we somehow brought nukes from Africa. And I said, "Did you know loser.com brings up your face" and he started crying and Noonmore googled it for proof and it was true because I never lie because I am a hot babe. So that's the story of how we're now multimillionaires because we saw Putin in a bikini! 😍😍😍

It was the hottest day ever. Until.....

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