Getting messages from a friend who just got their wisdom teeth out is great.

So my reaction to her messages over Facebook (in a group chat) and her post are perfect:

1. Her auto-correct problems make her incoherent thoughts even better

2. I have a great screen shot depicting her motor issues (It's so great. So great.)

3. Maybe the lady in the car next to her had to break in because she didn't get the keys from whoever may have been with her?

4. Never going to a bar with Rikki, especially if this is how she is when she's drunk. (Okay, I would go to be the designated driver...) OR her car just won't turn on. 

5. She's said that the dentist is cute as much as she's said that some eye function works/doesn't work.

6. I do enjoy the drunkenness of Rikki-Post-Wisdom-Teeth, but I fear the possibility of that happening to me in the future.

7. Rikki, don't try to get out of the car and walk to the bathroom. It would be downhill from the beginning