Okay, so I for one, am not sure what this is. My brother wrote it, and he asked me to publish it here. I'm a little scared to its extremely weird. I'm just making it clear I DID NOT WRITE THIS!!! He says that if it gets 150 likes then he will continue it with a part two. I highly doubt it will get any likes, but you never know. Enjoy this random whatever. I'm so confused reading it myself.

  One day I wanted a bicycle; but not just any bicycle. I knew I needed a totally radicle way of transport, so the only thing to do was to to MAKE A MEAT BICYCLE!

Meat bicycles need three types of meat: white, dark, and chicken nugget, (bones can be added for support).
While walking, I encountered a wild leprechaun; after beating him to death with a pinecone, I harvested the white meat with the help of a friendly squirrel named Ned.

Ned pointed me to the nearest McDonald's to get the chicken nuggets. Twenty-three dollars later, the chicken nuggets and dark burger meat was mine.
Building the neat bicycle was NO easy task; I had to mix all the meat into a super-meat-nugget! And glue it together; after that I coated it in lucky charms and threw it in the deep fryer. Once it was golden brown, I took it for a spin!

This bike was not good at all. At first I thought it was because the chain wasn't oiled, but after checking it still had maple syrup on it. I spent all day wondering what was wrong, when Ned reminded me about the meat!

In my hurry to make the meat bicycle, I had forgotten that McDonald's burgers had brown paper crap, not meat! I had Ned steal some mystery meat from Obama's freezer, which we baked in the freezer.
—to be continued.