*Note: This is a multimedia story. In order for you to enjoy this story the way it was intended, you will need access to Wifi (internet) as you read. Otherwise, images (which play an important role in the storytelling) will not be able to load.

The following is a hilariously enhanced true story about my mortifying experience involving an allergic reaction, Urgent Care and NURSE McSEXY. It should be noted I've never had an allergic reaction before and rarely see the doctor (let alone an emergency room), so I might've been a tad more dramatic in some of these scenes than I needed to be.

That being said--Drama Queens produce entertaining stories. Since my life tends to be a never-ending Seinfeld episode (shot on location in Seattle), you're in for quite an adventure. I also feel obligated to warn you that some Nurse McSexy chapters will have readers laughing so hard, they'll be crying--so choose a reading location wisely.

So go get yourself a glass of wine, margarita, bag of chips or whatever it is that puts you in a good mood--

Slip into something more comfortable--

And find a cozy place to curl up and read NURSE McSEXY. Trust me, by the end of this story you will be feeling so much better about your own life. After shaking your head several times in disbelief as you read, you're going to be so glad you aren't me!

*Note: NURSE McSEXY is a WINNER in the #Wattys2016 #VisualStory category. The chapters have been dedicated to members of my Wattpack who begged (or at least expressed some interest) to hear the whole hilarious tale of my Urgent Care experience back in June of 2016.

*Note2: Sometimes only a "partial chapter" will load--which obviously--creates a confusing and unsatisfying reading experience. To help ensure things are loading properly, do note you haven't gotten to the end of a chapter until you see this...

*****McSEXY BREAK*****

*Note3: Em dashes. Sometimes Wattpad turns them into regular dashes. Grrr. I apologize if some are unfixed. When I correct them, it deletes all the messages attached to them.

*Note4: This story is "based on" an actual event. However, lots of fiction has been added to give supporting characters interesting stories of their own (AKA character arcs). 

Muah!