Loki: I could have done it, for you, for all of us!
Odin: No, Loki.
Loki: ... *loosen his hand*
Kerry: Oh woah woah woah hold on a second! Excuse me Mr. Odin? Could you say something more, like, reasonable? "You could have done a lot better, but not these hideous things", for example? There are so many ways to teach your kids how to behave by not hurting them! Look at your son he's on the verge of crying... and dying! This and you call yourself a dad?! You should travel to Earth sometimes to read books about how to, you know, basic parenting."
Loki: ... *tighten his hand, silently nod*
Odin: ...
Thor: I like this one!

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Peter: Um, ah, oh, hi, I'm Peter Parker, nice to meet you miss Shang.
Kerry: Oh hey! Wow look at this humble sweet cutie-pie, wayyyyy more well-mannered than someone I know, hi little Peter! Are your chubby cheeks inborn?
Tony: He's a teenger so not a chance, Kerry.
Kerry: What the actual fuck Stark? You secretly insulted me right?
Steve: Language.
Kerry: Is now the time, Steve?
Natasha: Nah, you should be more understanding, old men usually don't get this kind of conversation.
Steve: Hey!
Thor: Ha ha ha ha this never gets old!
Kerry: Shut up pot belly.
Thor: Pot... what?? I have the mightiest body compare to all the civilians of Asgard! You don't believe that? Then come and try touching all these perfect muscles you Asian drawf!

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Kerry: Hey, wait, pot belly, where're you going?
Thor: Where? I'm going back home, to the Asgardians' shelter.
Kerry: But we can't leave the world just like that! It's total chaos out there and—
Thor: All gone, Kerry. And that was my fault. Farewell.
Kerry: Hey! Don't blame yourself you idiot, we all didn't see it coming!
Thor: Yeah, I'm an idiot, a failure. My brother, my friends, all of them, all died because of me! Give me some time to turn these stupid muscles into pot belly for random kids to jump on, at least I will be more useful this way.
Kerry: That's not what I meant, Thor! Don't leave me, I don't know what to do now.
Thor: Don't worry, you'll figure it out soon, just like me.
Kerry: Damn! One more step and we'll break up dickhead!
Thor: Yeah that's a nice choice.

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Kerry: Ok, so now all the Avengers and allies are here, I know you guys reaaaally want to kick Thanos in the ass but we shouldn't recklessly rush into battle without back up force— I'm talking about healers. So, all who have the ability to heal, please come over here, we need an effective formation.
Everyone: ...
Kerry: What's wrong?
T'Challa: W-we don't do that here.
Kerry: Huh? Don't do what? Oh, maybe I didn't make it clear enough... Erm they're like doctors, the ones who do, you know, the healing stuffs...
Thor: I don't need doctors, they'll only slow me down! This time I will—
Kerry: Wow look at this pot belly he thinks he owns the right to talk.
Thor: ...
Tony: Ouch, she IS the doctor my dear Mr. Barrel. Poor guy, I see why you're an ex.
Thor: ...
Kerry: Can we please focus on the subject?
Stephen: Well, there're some sorcerers who practice healing. I'll call them.
Kerry: Some is how many?
Stephen: Ehem, around 10, I guess?
Kerry: Um... Pardon?
Stephen: The exact number is 8... Sorry.
Kerry: ... Mom I wanna go home!

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