Percy has updated his status: the itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout.

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Percy: down came the train and washed the spider out

Piper: *rain

Percy: out came the sun and dried up all the rain and the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again

Percy: nothing?

Percy: nothing at all?

Percy: Piper, I know you're here

Percy: someone talk to me! Annabeth isn't even yelling at me about the spider song....

Percy: *goes outside*

Percy: nothing

Hades: Hi

Percy: I don't want to talk to you, go away

Hades: it's one in the morning. Sorry kid, but unless you start banging pots and pans outside the cabins, I'm the best you're getting for a couple hours

Percy: great idea, I'll bang pots and pans

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Percy: actually no..... That involves going to the kitchen and sneaking past the harpies

Percy: I'm too lazy

Hades: heh

Percy: I'm bored

Percy: ugh

Percy: so..... Wassup?

Hades: Charon's salary. That's what's up

Percy: you don't say, you finally gave him a raise?

Hades: no. -_- NICO gave him a raise

Percy: ah.....

Hades: and he'll go on strike again if I try and lower it

Percy: that sucks.

Hades: yeah it does

Percy: so is Athena still locked in your closet?

Hades: fortunately no. She's at the Athena cabin

Percy: poor Annabeth

Hades: poor everyone within a mile radius

Percy: heh, yah true xd

Hades: why am I talking to you again?

Percy: because I was spammjng your news feed with the Otys bitsy spider song?

Hades: that's probably it

Hades: hey Percy...

Percy: *hides under shield* what?

Hades: any chance I can turn your allegiance against your father

Percy: no?

Hades: well I guess I had to try. What are you doing up this late anyway?

Percy: watching YouTube, eating licorice. You?

Hades: waiting for Persephone to return my calls, planning world domination, and burning some cereal

Hades: Demeter is being strangely silent about it

Percy: .... That's what that burning smell is?

Hades: yep

Percy: don't set anyone important on fire

Percy: *anything

Percy: well anyone too

Percy: can I ask a personal question?

Hades: sure, if I don't like the question, I'll just kill you

Percy: does Persephone hate you? So you care?

Hades: yah, I'll just kill you

Percy: or you could just not answer the question

Hades: why do you want to know?

Percy: because my video is buffering?

Hades: and you're not going to use this information against me?

Percy: nah, I swear on the Styx

*dramatic thunder rumbling*

Percy: there

Hades: honestly I don't know how she feels about me, and yes I care. If I didn't care she will wouldn't be down in the underworld four months a year

Percy: but she hates it there, if you really cared... Wouldn't you release her from your bondage? If she cared at all about you, she'd come back on her own accord

Hades: ...

Hades: why are we talking about my wife?

Percy: why is my video still buffering? No one knows!

Hades: go to sleep kid, maybe I'll reward you a painless death

Percy: yes sir

Hades: hm.......

shadowsleek had updated get status: Yo. How was that eh? Not as funny, but (: