Satan: MC

Satan: Are you in your room?

MC: ye why

Satan: Liar.

Satan: I saw you going into Mammon's room.

MC: wait wtf

MC: bro that isnt me

MC: did the 'me' you saw had a fat ass like i do?

Satan: Don't flatter yourself. And for your information, your ass is flat.

MC: how dare u hoe

Mon: tf is going on?

Satan: Who is in your room?

Mon: nobody but me?

Mon: Satan, are ya high or sumth

Satan: I SAW SOMEONE LOOKING LIKE MC GOING INSIDE YOUR FUCKING ROOM.

Levi: what's going on?

Mon: Satan is high

MC: Satan saw another me going inside his room.

Levi: wh

Levi: did the 'you' Satan saw had a fat ass? If it does then yep

MC: did ya see THAT SATAN? I HAVE A FAT ASS BITCH

Asmo: I have a fatter ass than you love~

Levi: that is uhhhhhhh

Beel: whats this?

Levi: they um

Levi: they're talking about....

MC: Satan called my ass F L A T

Mon: i can agree with Satan

MC: fuck you

Mon: at least you have a beautiful soul.
(Message deleted)

Mon: K

Luci: I am in a terrible situation and was about to ask everyone the solution to it so I could get out of it but seeing your conversation just made me say it's no use asking 7 idiots how to get me out of here.

Satan: What is it that you need, dear brother of mine?

Luci: no.

Beel: what is this

Belphie: shut up

Belphie: wow you guys rlly did shut up thank you.

Levi: fuc u i was going on CCTV mode.

Belphie: there is nothing here to spy on, shithead.

Levi: ;_;

Levi: MC BELPHEGOR IS BEING MEAN TO MEEEEEEE

MC: why is it aLWAYS ME

MC: stop bugging your brothers, Belph.

Belphie: am I THE ONE WHOSE BUGGING THEM? EVERYONE HAS BEEN BUGGING ME.

MC: shut up, filthy ass raccoon.

Levi: O o f

Mon: I came back to see MC throwing insults at out raccoon boy.

Luci: Quite entertaining, to be honest.

Satan: I've been watching this whole time.

Satan: I love you MC

MC: aw I love myself too♡

Asmo: help meeeeee

Asmo: Belphie is trying to rip off my clothes-

Levi: ok wHAT

Beel: I'll go get him, Asmodeus. Be right there.

Luci: It's supposed to be a relaxing weekend for everyone and everyone is just... problems.

Beel: I'm having a good weekend. I have my stash of food and MC.

Levi: My console broke ;_;

Luci: What happened?

Levi: Belphegor is angy

Levi: I'm gonna sulk in MC's room now.

Satan: are we just going to leave the fact that I saw MC going into Mammon's room?

Luci: You WHAT?

Satan: Yes I did see it. With my very eyes.

Luci: Have you been doing anything...... that has drugs involved?

Satan: I DON'T DO DRUGS, LUCIFER.

Levi: wow this gc is loud ngl im gonna mute yall

Levi: im busy playing Undertale.

Luci: Someone please translate what Levi said.

MC: figure it out yourself, handsome.

Mon: Did u just-

Asmo: Wha-

Beel: I nearly choked

Satan: MC gives out the worst nicknames for us.

Satan: Especially yours, Lucy

Luci: MC called me handsome. I'm content with that.

Luci: So which spot am I on now?

MC: mmmmmmhhhh

MC: second last?

Asmo: then who's last???

MC: um

MC: Belphie was being mean so he's last now.

MC: :)

Luci: ....

Luci: Should I take you on another date, MC?

Luci: I know a new place you haven't visit.

Satan: Oh goodness, look at this desperate man

Asmo: I actually pity you so much, Luci.

Mon: I WANT TO BE ON 1 PLACE AGAIN :(

Asmo: quit your whining, Mammon

MC: is Belphegor wrecking stuff in his room?

MC: I hear sobbing.

Levi: COMFORT THE CHILD.

Beel: ON MY WAY.

Satan: GET THE PILLOWS.

Asmo: idk... turn on a lullaby?

Mon: meh I'll just watch

Luci: ugh

MC: I can hear Lucifer facepalming from here lMAO

Luci: yes you can.

Luci: and you, person behind the screen.

Luci: Go do something productive. Get up from your bed.