Levi: CODE RED

Levi: I rePEAT

Levi: CODE RED

Mon: what now?

Levi: MC

Levi: SHE BARGED INTO MY ROOM ALL ANGRY ABOUT HER HAIR

Levi: SHE'S GOING FOR U NEXT MAMMON.

Mon: oh.

Mon: why should i be scared of her shes just a little mortal.

Levi: she looked REALLY ANGRY.

Levi: SHE LITERALLY RIPPED MY SHIRT IN TWO.

Levi: And it was one of my favourite TSL merch :(

Luce: can someone explain why MC looks like she is about to commit a murder?

Levi: idk

Mon: MC

Mon:WHY'D YA DO THAT?!!??!?!

MC: YOU IGNORED ME YOU STUPID BASTARD

MC: EAT MY FIST

Asmo: why are you so noisy in the early morning?

Belphie: Heyyyy news flash, it's 7 in the morning.

Belphie: please note that someone else is enjoying their sleep bcs its the weekend

Satan: MC STOP PULLING MY HAIR.

Satan: SOMEBODY GET THIS HUMAN OFF OF ME

Mon: i don't wanna

Mon: she hit me just now.

Levi: she ripped my shirt :((((

Beel: where'd all the snacks go?

MC: I ate them.

MC: It belongs to my tummy now.

Beel: :(

Luce: Alright, why are you acting like this?

Luce: Did YOU do something to her, Mammon?

Mon: fuck no.

Levi: uhuh

Mon: YA THINK IM LYING

Asmo: we can't trust you, hun.

Mon: I care too much about her to do something bad to her bcs i love her.
(Message deleted)

Asmo: aw man, why did u delete that??

Mon: fuck yall

Levi: MC

Levi: if you don't answer Luci's question

Levi: We're gonna take away your plushies.

MC: NO

MC: I'LL CRY

Satan: Quit your wailing, MC

Satan: I CAN'T FOCUS ON READING

Satan: SOMEONE MAKE HER STOP CRYING

Mon: i don't know how to

Mon: if i enter her room, she throws something at me. Real hard.

Mon: it hurts, ya know??

Luce: That's it, I'm coming to your room, MC.

MC: NO DON'T

Levi: what is up with you???

Asmo: maybe its a female human thing??

Satan: I've read something about females getting mood swings on a certain date once in a month.

Mon: what

Beel: she ate my snacks.

Asmo: now Beel is sulking too.

Belphie: CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY IS MC CRYING?

Luce: don't worry, everyone.

Luce: she's alright now.

Luce: she explained everything to me and she was getting a lot of cramps. All she needed was a warm blanket and some hot chocolate.

Mon: she explained to you???

Levi: So what's wrong with her?

Luce: she is on her period.

Asmo: period?

MC: ya'll are soooooo uneducated

MC: It's what the girls on Earth go through every once in a month.

MC: it practically envolves cramps, mood swings and more cramps.

Beel: can we ask what's causing the cramps?

Luce: It is disgusting.

Luce: I appreciate it if you don't talk about it here, MC

MC: meh who cares

MC: there's this cell called the ovum, and when its not fertilised, it comes out of the uterus.

MC: in short, i am bleeding.

Mon: OHMYGOODNESSBABYI'LLSAVEU

Levi: i snorted Mammon.

Luce: I am disgusted

Asmo: who knew the human body could be soooo beautiful and disgusting at the same time

Satan: i think i gagged

Beel: i bought more snacks.

Beel: and i think this time it's enough for both MC and I only.

Belphie: alright i give up, i cant SLEEP ANYMORE.

Belphie: I WILL DESTROY EVERY SINGLE PERSON I SEE IN FRONT OF ME.

Beel: there he goes again.

Asmo: k somebody try and calm Belphegor down now.

Levi: pfft, is he also on his period?

Mon: wait

Mon: do males have period too?

Mon: SHOULD I BE CONCERNED

MC: Mammon sweety, only females go through this

MC: don't be stupid.

Mon: I'm just checking

Satan: why are you like this

Luce: I would be absolutely terrified if this happened to the males. IT IS DISGUSTING

Luce: HOW DO YOU LIVE LIKE THAT

MC: easy. I breathe.

Mon: do you need anything?

Levi: uh oh, Mammon has activated his caring side. I'm gonna die of cringe

MC: mmmmm....... are there any stores that sell pads or tampons..?

Mon: idk. I'll try find some for you.

Luce: why is Mammon all nice and well behaved i am concerned.

Levi: MC

Asmo: Ohhhhh so that's his weakness~!

Mon: don't even think about it, Asmodeus.

Beel: MC, I'm gonna bring these snacks to you okay??

Levi: is Belphegor calm already?

Beel: he fell back to sleep after ranting about humans and destruction stuff.

Levi: lmaoo whatttt

Mon: MC, if you'd like... we could cuddle.

MC: uwu why are yall treating me like thiss aaaaAAAAAA

Satan: because you're sick?

Satan: don't flatter yourself, we do this bcs your health is low. If you die in Devildom then byeeee.

MC: owie that hurts.

MC: K I'm hurt now :((((

Luce: alright now I'm restricting everyone from entering MC's room.

Mon: we WERE GONNA CUDDLE

Levi: aight imma head out

MC: UwU

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I'm rolling on my bed in discomfort :(

I hate you, period.