Levi: This message is dedicated to MC and MC only. I had to put up with this shit for hours, you mortal. I thought you could be trusted but BOY WAS I WRONG. Yours truly, fuck you.

Mon: Wow Levi what's up with you?

Luci: MC was "trolling" him. Whatever that means.

MC: wow was that an insult i am so hurt rn boohoo.

Levi: DO YOU WANT TO DIE?

Satan: what's all the commotion? I'm watching a K-drama please shut up.

Asmo: Why is Levi crying? Explain.

Beel: oh wow what happened here

Mon: MC trolled Levi

Beel: trolled?

Levi: SHE RUINED MY PERFECT CHANCE OF GETTING MY STOLEN LOOT BACK BY TROLLING ME IN DISCORD

MC: I WAS BORED

Luci: seriously, why can't you children do something more..... productive instead of video gaming?

Mon: CHILDREN

Satan: emphasis on children.

Asmo: MC is basically a child to us tho

MC: Sorry mother.

Mon: I-

Satan: Thank you for saying that MC i can now die in peace.

Asmo: Lucifer does act like a mom, don't you guys think?

Belphie: I AM SLEEPING THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Beel: are you done screaming, Belphegor?

Belphie: NO I AM NOT.

MC: how are you two twins, you don't even look the same.

Beel: who said twins needed to look the same?

Mon: i was thinking of the same thing. How are you two twins?

MC: oh yea and Levi

MC: Sorry bro lemme make it up to you.

MC: I'll buy you a drink.

Levi: Fuck you.

Satan: why

Satan: she clearly said she wanted to make it up to you and buy you a drink.

Levi: And WHY should i trust her

MC: bcs you cannot resist my charms.

Levi: FUCK. YOU.

MC: this is why you can't have nice things, Lev boi.

MC: Mammon is now at my top most loved demon brother in the Lamentation House.

Asmo: ooh who's at the bottom?

MC:

MC: Levi.

Levi: THAT'S NOT FAIR I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.

MC: It is MY list. I can and i will.

MC: so fuck you.

Satan: Levi has entered depression mode.

Mon: I'M TOP AT YOUR MOST LOVED DEMON BROTHER?!

Mon: not that i like it that much, you fucking twit.

Asmo: everytime.

Satan: stop hiding it Mammon we can hear you.

Mon: fuck yall.

Luci: first of all, why is Levi crying in MY bathroom?

Luci: second of all, I didn't know MC had a list of favorites.

Luci: On what spot am I?

MC: second last.

MC: you disgust me.

MC: consider that payback for what you said to me during my period.

Luci: how dare you

Satan: Lucifer has also entered depression mode. Good job MC.

Mon: HAHAHHAHAH I NEVER FELT SO LOVED AND HAPPY IN MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE IN DEVILDOM-

Asmo: on what spot am I, hm~?

MC: third :)

MC: You're also one of the best BEST friend i can rely on uwu

Asmo: aww, i love you too MC♥️

Satan: ew.

Beel: what's this?

Mon: MC's list of favorites.

Belphie: i bet I'm last :(

Satan: Levi is.

Belphie: THAT'S A SUPRISE.

Beel: Then who's first?

Mon: IT'S YA DEMON, MAMMON

Satan: there he goes.

Satan: MC why'd you have to boost his ego like that?

MC: it's not my fault i had to put him on my top list.

Luci: MC, apologize.

MC: To who?

Levi: TO ME YOU BICH

MC: i already said sorry, geez.

MC: I asked you if u wanted me to buy you a drink to make it up to you.

Levi: oh.

Levi: yea I'd like a drink, thanks MC.

MC: NOW IS THAT SOO DIFFICULT

MC: I HATED YOU FOR THIS

MC: update; Levi is now the top most loved Demon Brother. The End.

Mon: WHAT NOOOOOO

Mon: WHY'D YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEE

Asmo: :)

Satan: :))))

Beel: they are enjoying this.

Belphie: i agree.

Luci: MC

MC: ye

Luci: would you like to take a walk with me in town tomorrow evening?

Luci: I'd like to show you some places you might like.

MC: Yeah, sounds cool

Luci: and maybe have lunch together before the walk.

Satan: Ooh, Lucifer what are you implying there brother?

Asmo: in order for him to get to the top of MC's list, he will have to sacrifice his sweet ass time.

Mammon: WHY

Satan: Mammon has entered depression mode.

Belphie: MC can we take a nap together?

Mon: WAIT THAT'S NOT FAIR MC'S MINE

Satan: since when is MC an object Mammon?

Mon: Since i fell in love with her
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Mon: WHO CARES?

Levi: lmao your fingers are so fucking quick.

Beel: MC i made you a snack, let's eat together.

Levi: NO WAIT MC LETS PLAY VIDEO GAMES TOGETHER

Satan: what no fair, MC let's read.

Asmo: alright, I'm gonna head out now pfft

MC: WOW ONE AT A TIME

MC: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE