Zuri: Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to put in. You measure that stuff with your heart.

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Slaughter: You know what would be sexy? Eating food off each other~

Marcos:

Slaughter:

Marcos: You didn't do the dishes-

Slaughter: Not a single plate

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Slaughter: And how exactly do you expect to stop me?

Passive: I'll call Marcos

Slaughter:

Slaughter: Damnit

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Marcos: (to Slaughter) Would you like to stay for dinner?

Max: (in the distance) WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!

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Trent: *gets shot*

Choco: ARE YOU OKAY?!

Trent:...I'm just tired :P

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Marcos: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

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Sharaug: Hey, help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a 7 letter word for "loudmouthed"

Trent: Geovani

Sharaug:

Sharaug: It fits...

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Marcos: Yeah,I just suck at apologies so....unfuck you or whatever.

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Sharaug: The floor is lava!

Trent, Choco, Marcos, and Geo: *drops to the floor*

Sharaug: Okay listen here you depressing little shits-

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Mason, opening their bedroom door: Mom, Dad...I had a nightmare and-

Slaughter, stares at Mason while pinning a half naked Marcos:.....

Marcos: h e y t h e r e s o n

Mason:....

Mason: *walks out and closes the door*