"Being sexy, confident, bitchy, and well-dressed doesn't mean I lack emotional depth"

-Marcos

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"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a pity to damage yours."

-Geo for some reason

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"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"

-Marcos and Totally not Heather

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Madison: You might wanna borrow this.

Max: Ew! No one wants your dirty underwear, Madi!

Madison: It's not dirty underwear. It's a white flag and you may as well start waving it now, Landez

Marcos: The only thing I will be waving is your decaptiated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Trent: Good Lord!

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Marie: I think I'm ready, Geo. I'd be open to hearing how you feel.

Geo: Uhh... well, right now I feel... hungry! I feel hungry! *panics and runs into restaurant*

Marie, furious, still in the car: Hunger is NOT an emotion, Geovani Vero!

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Marcos: My latte is too cold.

Worker: It's an iced latte.

Marcos: It's an iced latte that's too cold. You're gonna have to make me another one.

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Slaughter: And then we can burn her house to the ground!

Marcos: I was going to say we could go investigate...

Slaughter: Sure, sure, sure.... And then burn it to the ground

Marcos: No! No burning of anything!

Slaughter: *holding a lit match*: What? But I already got the match lit!

Marcos: HOW???

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Marcos: We're basically the same

Geo: Expect I'm nice

Marcos: And I'm not

Geo: I like people

Marcos: I don't

Geo: I'm a flirt

Marcos: Me too

Geo/Marcos: And we're both hot as hell