Atlas Fam driving in a car:

Coffee: I'm hungry!

Marcos: Actually, I'm hungry too.

Z: Actually?! We're all STARVING!

Sharaug: Trent's driving as fast as she can, kids.

Trent: She means be quiet and let me drive!

Geo: Hey look! A 7-11! Can we stop there? Pleeeeease?

Trent: No.

Kayla: Pretty please with a cherry on top?

Choco: Well I guess it wouldn't hurt...

The kids: Y A Y !

*Inside the 7-11.*

Marcos: This family is so fucking crazy-

Geo: *starts laughing*

Marcos: What?-

Kayla: Hey look! Slurpees!

Coffee: *starts laughing.*

Kayla: What?!

Geo and Coffee, staring at Marie who is drinking a slushy: FREEZE YOUR BRAAAIN!🎵

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Lara: Bruh I'm trying to read up on statistical mathematics on a bench whilst listening to linkin park.

Geo: You, ma'am, are an intellectually.

Kayla: Statistical mathematics, eh. I mean that's cool and all but do you know all the potion recipes in minecraft?

Lara:....

Kayla: I thought not.

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Geo: Guys help I just said the f-word in front of my mum.

Sharaug: Yes you did, young man, and I'm very disappointed in you.

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Max, on a group chat: Good night.

Z: Goodnight

Z, an hour later: Shrek dance party on roblox is lit fam.

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Marcos: How do you tell someone you want to hit their face with a brick?

Lara: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.

Geo: *in tears* That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

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Trent: Geo is definitely a...special kid

Trent: One minute he looks like a perfect angel sent from above but the second you turn your eyes *gestures to Geo*

Geo: *has a knife in his hands, trying to stab in between each finger rapidly*

Trent: This...this is what I have to live with

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Madison: I'm a lesbiab.

Madison: Lesbiam.

Madison: Les Bien.

Sharaug: It's okay, take your time.

Madison: Girls.

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Marie: Don't judge my taste in men.

Marcos: I'm... Not?

Marie, watching Geo heeling backwards while singing along to some tune on his phone, running straight into a bush: ...I am.

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Marie: Geo

Marie: Geovani let go of my leg

Geo: :(

Marie: everyone is staring.

Marie: get a hold of yourself, man!

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Slaughter: this is so frustrating. I hate this. I hate everyone.

Marcos *voice cracking*: everyone...?

Slaughter: everyone except you

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Trent: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Marcos: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Z: Three of us saw it, Marcos. How do you explain that?

Marcos: [points at Coffee] Sleep deprivation. [points at Kayla] Paranoid. [points at Geo] Delusional personality disorder.

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Sharaug, trying to flirt: So... do you come here often?

Trent: This is literally our house-

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Geo: Let's go through that path!

Marcos: That path has no light and is most likely surrounded by bears and other animals

Geo: That's the best part!