Music starts to play

Aidan: I thought my family's pizzeria failed
Sure it was over
Now it appears I will get nailed
By the new competition
Hovering Pizzaface
Built a tower next door
Threatens to blow my place and Wakefield
I must settle the score!
I climbed the tower
Not trying to flaunt
Just wanting to save Wakefield and My family's restaurant
Wario Strength
And Fast like Sonic
Resolve's extremely chronic
Name's Aidan Marten
From Wakefield
Don't dare mess with Michigan
I fought the tower
Cause all I want
Save my Restaurant and Wakefield!

Kyle: I've always had my son's back
Riding on my trusty pet rat
That normally shuts restaurant down
Don't call the health inspector

Aidan: Cheese, Mushroom, Tomatoes
Just crave that Pizza time!
Getting tired of that Noise guy
He'll never be my ally!

Aidan and Kyle: I climbed the tower
Not trying to flaunt

Aidan: Just want to save my family restaurant and Wakefield
Wario Strength.

Kyle: Fast like Sonic
Resolve's extremely chronic

Aidan: Name's Aidan Marten

Kyle: From Wakefield.

Aidan and Kyle: Don't dare mess with Michigan

Aidan: I fought the tower
Cause all I want
Save my family's restaurant and Wakefield

Kyle: Us Michiganians dont give a shit
Except with Love, we're so passionate

Aidan: Makes me burst into raging fits
Food's Tasty. Be hasty.
Don't want pizzas that taste Pasty-y-y
I climbed the tower
Not trying to flaunt
Just want to save My family's restaurant and Wakefield
Wario Strength
Fast like Sonic
Resolve's Extremely chronic.

All: Name's Aidan Marten
From Wakefield
Don't dare mess with Michigan

Aidan: I fought the tower
Cause all I want
Save my Family's restaurant and Wakefield.

(End of musical parody)