Music starts to play

Graves: Don't this carrier make a rebel wanna bomb, bomb!

Laswell: Don't get our Bombers killed, it's wrong wrong!

Graves: Don't this carrier make a rebel wanna bomb, bomb!

Laswell: Don't get our bombers killed, it's wrong wrong!

Graves: Drop your payload on that motherfucker!!!

Makarov: Kyle's a fool. Why did he come here?
Watching me get Root beer stuck in my rough beard
I wanted to retire but I'm back to training Jedi
Kyle coax me into teaching, I just wanna die.
Can't deal with the pain of traumatizing my closest friend Nolan.
Now because of me, The Galaxy's screwed!

Kyle: Don't act a fool. The resistance needs you
Nolan's Decision wasn't made, he can still change
Your life here is sad with your cult Muppet band
The only action you get is from your robotic left hand
Mind reading Messages to Nolan while he's in a nice mood
Then go meet him face to face to convert him

All: Try not to get blown away!
Try not to get blown away!
Try not to get blown away!
Try not to get blown away!

Nolan: Blow up Montana, Do it for Valeria
But when it comes to Laswell, I couldn't I Choked
Valeria think she knows me, controls my mind
Until I slice her head off with a lightsaber chop
Wish Kyle would take my hand, lead me to Makarov but he refused.

Aidan: Abandon ship dude I gotta warn Kyle
Until this Rachel King bitch got in my way
Crying like a bitch cause her lover Nick died
And the only cure she wants is Aidan inside
Track down Eric King to help our plight
Until that Ares bitch rolled up for a fight!

Ghost Valeria: Oh I think someone is about to get hurt!

Aidan: Ah shit!

Al-Asad: Valeria is dead, the Army's mine now
Until Nolan force grabs my crotch, makes me scream and shout!

Laswell; we're cornered by Konni so break out the Champagne
Snorting all the cocaine while our speeders get slain.

Makarov: If Nolan strikes me down, I'll always be with him
He'll be like a live grenade and I'll be the fucking pin
Taking all of the fire like I'm a fucking God
Cause it's all a trick.
There's no need to worry.
But the rest of the resistance needs to not get blown away!

All: Try not to get blown away!
Try not to get blown away!
Try not to get blown away!
Try not to get blown away!

(End of Musical.)