Bentley: *using Kalvin as an armrest*
Kalvin: bEN

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Kalvin: Give me a cookie.
Bentley: What're you going on about?
Kalvin: I just saw you shove an entire plate of cookies from the buffet to your bag, give me one.
Bentley: *grumbling profanities as he hands one to him*

***

Kalvin: *drags Bentley to the store with him*
Bentley, mumbling: Giant gremlins everywhere.
Bentley:
Bentley: *turns to Kalvin casually* Not you though. I like you.

***

Bentley: *doesn't know how to tell Kalvin that he loves him*
Bentley: *grabs a pencil and paper*
Bentley: *writes* Cher Kalvin, je vous aime beaucoup et je prie Dieu que vous ne connaissez pas le français.

(Translation: Dear Kalvin, I love you a lot and I'm praying to god you don't know French.)

***

Bentley: Your hands are so soft I must protect them.
Kalvin: If you want to hold hands you can just tell me normally, Ben.

***

Kalvin: You're a dork.
Bentley: Your dork.
Kalvin: ....You didn't.
Bentley: Yes I did.
Kalvin: ....Cute.

***

Bentley: *to Kalvin* For Halloween I can be your boyfriend.
Bentley: If I get to stay in character all year.

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Bentley: I'M TOO HOT!
Bentley: *points to Kalvin*
Bentley: :D
Bentley: :D
Bentley: :D
Kalvin: *sighs*
Kalvin: *monotone and deadpan voice* Hot da-
Bentley, interrupting: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN!

***

Bentley: You're so sweet and cute and precious.
Kalvin: I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF.
Bentley: :3 How cute.

***

Bentley, cool and collective: I got this under control.
Kalvin: *gets a paper cut* ouch
Bentley: *panics, crashes into everything his his haste* YOU OKAY?! YOU'RE BLEEDING! THAT'S IT WE'RE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL

***

Bentley: *wakes up in the middle of the night shivering*
Bentley: *rolls over and noticed that Kalvin isn't close to him*
Bentley: *pokes his face until he wakes up* Come. Warmth.

***

Kalvin: Why do you stare at me when I'm half asleep?
Bentley: 'Cause you're pretty.
Kalvin: It's too early in the morning for you to be this gay.

***

Kalvin: We're engaged.
Bentley: IN COMBAT.

***

Kalvin: *walks into the kitchen and sees Bentley crying* Hey, what's wrong?
Bentley: *is just sobbing*
Kalvin: Ben, why're you crying babe?
Bentley: *in between sobs* I-I-I was c-cutting onions...
Kalvin:

***

Bentley: *fixing Kalvin's bedhead at the breakfast table*
Kalvin: *trying to pretend like he hates it*

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Bentley, possibly drunk: One day I'll be strong and punch the sun.
Kalvin: Uhh yeah...pretty sure that's not possible so uhh...
Bentley: I will punch it.
Kalvin: Look babe, if you try and punch the sun your hand is just gonna get burned. Not really sure what you're expecting here.
Bentley: I'm gonna punch it real hard.

***

Kalvin: Get down from there!
Bentley: *up in a tree* No way!
Kalvin: I'm gonna call the police.
Bentley: Go ahead, I'll fight them!
Kalvin: I have chicken nuggets.
Bentley: *gets down and grabs the chicken nuggets* I totally would've fought them.
Kalvin: I know you would.

***

Bentley: I'm gonna go talk to Kalvin.
Bella: Good luck!
Bentley: *comes back after 10 seconds*
Bella: So?
Bentley: HE SMILED AT ME AND I FROZE UP
Bella: yOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS

***

Kalvin: Where are you?
Bentley: I told you I'm at at work.
Kalvin: Swear you're not at Chuck E Cheese's again.
Bentley:
*skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*

***

Bentley: *wakes up from a nightmare*
Bentley: *turns to Kalvin and shakes him awake*
Kalvin: *sighs* Another one?
Bentley: *nods*
Kalvin: *holds him and sings a lullaby softly*

***

Bentley, texting Kalvin: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible.
Bentley: *irresistible

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Kalvin: *is driving a drunk Bentley home*
Bentley: W-Wait, I need to go. I have a boyfriend.
Kalvin: *laughs* Shut up, it's me you moron.
Bentley: *relieved sighs*

***

Bentley: *looks deep into Kalvin's eyes and smiled warmly*
Bentley: *whispers in his ear* We should have Chinese for dinner.
Bentley: *sits back*
Kalvin:
Kalvin: Oh for the love of-
Kalvin: *smacks him with a pillow*

***

Bentley: *trying to throw a piece of popcorn into Kalvin's mouth*
Bentley: *accidentally hits him in the eye*

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