*Angico drunkenly wanders around the house and Jolie is drunkenly giggling*

Arty, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Cammy .

Cammy , going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*

🦎

Angico & Jolie in the back of Cammy 's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Arty : We have food at home.

Cammy : *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Angico & Jolie : YAYYYYYY!

Cammy : *orders one black coffee and leaves*

🐊

Arty: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Jolie : I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Angico : I got distracted halfway through.

Cammy : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

🦎

Cammy , teaching Jolie to drive: Okay, you're driving and Arty and Angico walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Jolie : Oh, definitely Angico . I could never hurt Arty.

Cammy , massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

🐊

Arty , teaching Angico to drive: Okay, you're driving and Cammy and Jolie walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Angico: Oh, definitely Jolie . I could never hurt Cammy .

Arty , massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

🦎

Arty: Christmas is cancelled.

Angico : You can't cancel a holiday.

Arty: Keep it up, Angico , and you'll lose New Year's too.

Angico : What does that mean?

Arty: Cammy , take New Year's away from Angico .

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Jolie : Those darn tall old people.

Arty: Darm em' indeed.

Cammy : Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough.

Angico : *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead.

The Squad:

Angico : Hahaha.

Angico : ...Is this self-destructive behaviour?

🦎

Arty: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Cammy : Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Arty: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Cammy : But I heard a siren.

Angico : That was Jolie .

Jolie : Sorry, I got nervous.

🐊

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Jolie : Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Cammy : It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Arty: if you want information it is

Angico : why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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Arty: Hey, I say we go down there, kick Angico 's door in, and let them know that we're in town.

Cammy : That ain't the way we do things here. We may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking.

Arty: Okay, you come with me, you do the smooth talking, let's go.

Cammy : No, we just can't go in there and kick down Angico 's door. We need a plan.

Arty: Well who makes the plans?

Cammy : Jolie .

Arty: Jolie , what's the plan?

Jolie :You guys are gonna go down there, kick Angico 's door in, let them know you're in town.

🐊

Angico : My stomach growled super loud in French.

Angico : I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Arty: Bonjour.

Cammy : Le growl.

Jolie : Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

🦎

Jolie : What's wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone's throat out.

Angico : Fucking Arty and Cammy were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

🐊

Jolie : I give up. I am so tired.

Arty: Get the emergency supply!

Angico : *carries Cammy and places them in front of Jolie *

Cammy : *smiles*

Jolie : AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO

🦎

*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*

Angico : Rude.

Jolie : That's fair.

Cammy : Not again.

Arty: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

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Angico : I just want someone to take me out.

Cammy : On a date?

Arty: With a sniper gun?

Jolie : Both if you're not a coward.

🦎

Arty: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Cammy , Jolie , & Angico : Okay.

Arty: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Cammy : Bold of you to assume I have money.

Jolie : Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Angico : Bold of you to assume I can die.

🐊

Arty: *is hugging Jolie *

Cammy : Hey! It's my turn to hug Jolie !

Cammy : *grabs Jolie *

Angico : *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!

Arty: No, It's still my turn!

Jolie : *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!

Cammy : But we need the moral support!

Arty: And you're small! Which is cute!

Angico : If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.

Jolie : *close to tears* Well- Ik, I guess.

🦎

Cammy : I'm gonna die alone.

Jolie : Cammy , you're not gonna die alone.

Cammy : Arty, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.

Angico : Uh-huh. Why is that?

Cammy : If I'm gonna be an old lonely person, I'm gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.

Cammy : So I figured I'll be "Crazy Man With A Snake", you know? Crazy snake lady.

Cammy : Then I'll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won't walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE LADY!

🐊

Cammy : What is love?

Angico : An emotional minefield.

Arty: A neurochemical reaction.

Jolie : Baby don't hurt me.

🦎

Cammy : I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Jolie : A doll.

Angico : A cinnamon roll.

Arty: A sweetheart.

Cammy :

Cammy : ...stop it.