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Souta: I am going to need you to swear-

Kirai : Fuck.

Souta:

Souta: ...swear as in promise.

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Souta: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.

Kirai : Those are wanted posters!

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Kirai : *makes Souta a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

Souta: *sips tea*

Kirai :

Souta: *finishes tea*

Kirai : Didn't it taste bad?

Souta: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Kirai , tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Souta: That's not funny.

Kirai : I thought it was funny.

Souta: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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Souta: Fight me!

Kirai , standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

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Souta: *coughs blood*

Kirai : Don't die, Souta!

Souta: Don't tell me what to do!

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Souta: *pulls back the curtain while Kirai is showering*

Souta: Hey did we - stop screaming it's me - did we run out of Cheerios?

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Souta: I want a trip down memory lane.

Kirai : *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Souta's lap*

Kirai : I heard you needed these?

Souta: YES! ALL OF THEM!

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Kirai : Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Souta: Are you calling me short?

Kirai : I'm calling you vertically challenged

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Kirai : Which way did Jackle go?
Souta: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Kirai : You could really figure it out from that?
Souta: No, you idiot, Jackle sent me a text. See?

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Souta: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.

Jackle : Thank you for your sacrifice, Kirai .

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Jackle : I hate Souta.

Kirai : "Hate' is a strong word.

Jackle : I have strong opinions.

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Kirai : When Jackle has daiquiris they get really into how beautiful they are.

Jackle : Hey, I dare you guys to dare us to make out.

Souta: Hey Jackle , you know that's a mirror, right?

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Kirai : Where are my fucking keys?

Souta: Kirai , Jackle is around, can you say it a little nicer?

Kirai : May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!

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Kirai : Is Jackle always like this when they lose?

Souta: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.

Jackle : You bumped that table and you know it!