Burn: WHY. why did you give Blister a KNIFE?!

Blaze: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Burn: Now I feel unsafe!

Blaze: I'm sorry.

Blaze: ... would you like a knife?

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Store Worker: Would a Mx. Burn please come to the front desk?

Burn, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Blaze and Blister

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Blaze and Blister, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Burn: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-

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Burn: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Blaze: The car takes a screenshot.

Blister: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Burn: What time is it?

Blaze: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out

Blaze: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Blister: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Blaze: It's 2 am