When Kynigós and Neal started to get serious 

Kynigós: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Neal: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Kynigós: But you're always acting stupid?

Neal: ...

Neal: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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Kynigós: *seductively takes off gla**es*

Kynigós: Wow...

Neal: *blushes* Haha... what?

Kynigós: You're really f***ing blurry.

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Neal: Are you an F5 key? Because that a** is refreashing.

Kynigós: Are you a software update? because not right now.

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Neal: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Kynigós: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Kynigós: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Neal: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Kynigós: I feel like doing something stupid.

Neal: I'm stupid, do me.

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Neal: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Kynigós is? Because Kynigós is a straight up s**ual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, A**achusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more a**.