Today, Matt is currently suffering a "system error" because John complimented him.
Meanwhile, Tsuki and Dishi had their suspicions about Matt.
Dishi: Haven't you noticed that Matt sometimes does that thing
Tsuki: Yeah, like he's malfunctioning or something
Dishi: What if he was....
Tsuki: Was....?
Dishi: A robot?
Tsuki: Hm.. makes sense. He does seem to be like one
Tsuki: Maybe one of his gears broke
Dishi: How do we know if he's actually mechanical?
Tsuki: Hmm....
Chai walked in and saw the two who was deep in thought.
Chai: Hey guys, what are you doing?
Dishi: Chai, do you think Matt is a robot?
Chai: *facepalms* For the last time, he's not a robot!
Tsuki: There's a way to find out if our theory is true or not
She stood up and grabbed a wrench from the storage room and walked towards the malfunctioning boy wearing glasses. She then grabbed his arm.
Tsuki: Let's see if his arm is detachable and metal
Chai: wAIT, STOP!
Matt snapped back to reality just in time before Tsuki started.
Matt: What are you doing?
Tsuki: Uh.... experiments...?
Matt: On my arm?! Using a WRENCH?!
Tsuki: Yes-
He jerked his arm away from her.
Matt: What the heck?! Are you trying to injure me?!
She didn't answer, instead, she pinched his cheek.
Tsuki: Soft, not metal.....is this some sort of weird human flesh like fabric....?
She then ruffled his hair.
Tsuki: Human like....how do they develop stuff like these?!
Matt: Is there something wrong with you?
Tsuki: *intense staring*
He then faced Dishi with a confused face.
Matt: What's wrong with her?
Dishi: She thinks you're a robot. I'm starting to wonder that myself.
Tsuki: Beep beep boop? Bub boop?
Matt: What the hell
Chai: *slaps forehead*
Tsuki: We need further observation
Tsuki: Give me your leg
Matt: No way!
Tsuki: This is one stubborn robot
Matt: What the- I'm not a robot!
Dishi: I think he's a computer
Matt: . . .
Tsuki: Onto the first test!
She grabbed a bucket of water and splashed it on Matt.
Matt: *wipes his glasses* Don't make me throw you out of the window
Tsuki: Waterproof design, Interesting
Matt: Can someone please tell her I'm human?
Dishi: You're an expressionless human
Matt: Wow, thank you very much!
Dishi: And sarcastic too
Tsuki lifted up a a toaster and put it in front of him.
Tsuki: Could you talk to this? I mean, since you two are both machines and all
Matt: I can't talk to a toaster
Tsuki: Huh, I guess you're not related
Matt: I am NOT a Robot!
Matt: I just don't know how to react to different kinds of emotions and feelings
Tsuki: Still, I need to make sure of what you actually are
Tsuki: I need you to laugh
Tsuki: Robots can't laugh
Matt: Oh my god, please don't act stupid
Tsuki: Do it
Matt: I need something to laugh at first
Tsuki: Well I dunno what makes you laugh
John: Hey Matt, isn't that your sister, Beatrix?
Matt: The diva? *Sees her*
Beatrix: *falls down the subway*
Matt: *starts laughing* It feels good to see her kissing the subway floor!
Tsuki: I guess that's one area covered
Tsuki: Next test, Robots can't cry
Matt: Please stop with the experiments
Tsuki: No
Tsuki cut up some fresh onions and put it near his eyes. It stung Matt's eyes so he backed away a bit.
Matt: They sting, you fool!
A few tears fell from his eyes. Tsuki took note of this.
Tsuki: Last test
Tsuki: Robots can't love
Matt: W-what?
Tsuki: If you can love, that proves you're actually human
Matt: Who do you expect me to love?
Matt: My sisters? I despise them.
Tsuki: //shrugs
Tsuki: It can be any type, friends, family, romantically, you know, those kinds of things
Matt: Uh....
John: Are you okay?
Matt: *face turns red* Y-yeah, I'm fine
Tsuki wrote down her results on her clipboard.
Tsuki: I guess you're not a robot
Matt: *clears throat* I told you I wasn't one
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