Jae-su: I'm curious, when's your bedtime?

Helia: Whenever I collapse is purely up to the gods

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Madison: What would you do if you were in my room right now? :)

Oliver: I'd get in your bed

Oliver: And go to sleep.

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Cameron: Hyung, what does this coffee taste like?

Deok-su: If I taste this, you'll leave me alone, okay?

Deok-su: *drinks from the cup* Hazelnut?

Cameron: I don't know, I found it in our trash bin

Deok-su: . . . . YOU WHAT?!

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Crimson: You need to stop skipping classes

James: I'm busy

Crimson: You took a 3 hour nap earlier

James: I couldn't help it, I was tired

Crimson: From what?

Crimson: The two hour nap before that??

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*At a therapy session*

Atsushi: Have you found the source of your problems?

Emilia: I either need a mirror or my mother

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Asahi: Dad, what's a freak show?

Emeric: It's like my school but people pay to see it

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Yuto: *is unconscious*

Ezra: Guys, Yuto isn't breathing!

Yuto: *slowly opens his eyes*

Ezra, not paying attention: Looks like I'm going to have to give him mouth to mouth!

Yuto: *immediately closes his eyes*

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Adonis: Hello? 911? I accidentally raised my voice at a squirrel and I need to be arrested for it! Quick!

911 operator: Sir, we've talked about this

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Jane: Please understand that I am not emotionally invested in this

Lucas: That's the nicest way I heard someone say "I don't give a damn"

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Amar'e: I want you to look me in the eyes and be straight with me!

Shaquille: Roi de beauté, how am I supposed to look into those gorgeous eyes and be straight?

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Avina: I had a dream where I was arrested for tax evasion, which is really weird, because I don't even pay taxes

Mallory: That's exactly what tax evasion means!

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Calix: What are you doing?

Elsie, spreading toothpaste on toast: Multitasking ^^