Fenton: *holds up a cabbage* This is a carrot

Artemis: Honey, that's a cabbage

Fenton:

Artemis:

Artemis: Please go back to school

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Fenton: ARTEMIS-

Artemis: Shhh

Artemis, whispering: Crimson is sleeping..

Fenton, also whispering: oops, sorry...

Artemis: what is it?

Fenton: the kitchen is on  f i r e

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Artemis: Give me a three letter word for cute

Fenton: Y-O-U

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Artemis: Fenton, we need to talk

Fenton: If it's about the dogs, then I apologise

Artemis: What? No, it's about-

Artemis: Wait

Artemis: WHAT DOGS?!

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Artemis: Why do people think the world is flat?

Fenton: They're stupid

Fenton: The world is a dinosaur, not flat

Artemis: Dear god

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Artemis: No honey, I am not giving you any more candy

Fenton: *makes a sad face* Pleaseeee

Artemis: *sighs in defeat* *hands him some candy*

Fenton: Works every time