MONOLOGUE

Okie dokie! Let's do this one last time!

My name is Luz Noceda. I was bitten by a mystical glowing spider and for the past year, I've been the one and only Spider-Woman...still workshopping the name!

I saved my best friends, fell in love, saved the city, and then I saved the city again! And again. And again. Did I mention I saved the city?

I also went into another dimension once. That was fun!

I have a comic book in the works, I think I found a cereal of myself somewhere, and I really wanna try out a Christmas album sometime, and I'm still trying to figure out a theme song! It's taken so long that it's becoming sad.

Can you blame me though? Song writing's hard.

But after everything...I still love being a hero. So, no matter how many hits I take, I'll always find a way to get back up. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion...is me.

So, whoever wants to fight? BRING IT ON, SUCKA!