Ha ha. You thought this chapter would be about bacon or something. You can't judge a chapter by its title, friends.

That's all. You just took a minute out of your day to read this, and it's not even a chapter, really. I'm surprised you're still reading.

You can stop now.

This is a dud chapter. Stop reading.

Seriously, we're done here.

You can move on now.

Okay, the show's over. If you don't stop reading, I will end this chapter.

I'll do it.

Okay, just go away already!

You leave me no choice. Here it comes... PREPARE YOURSELVES!!!

The End