Who said angels were good?

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I looked at them with widened as before letting out a laugh as I jumped up.

Y/n: NO FUCKING WAY I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND YOU TWO HAHA!

Garterbelt: HEY STOP THE DAMN SCREAMING WILL YA!  IF YOU ARE GONNA TALK TO THOSE HOES THEN JUST SHUT UP AND GET YOUR ASS INSIDE!

Stocking: Meh might as well do as he says.

Panty: Well it's either that or listen to him bitch.

Y/n: *To Garterbelt* Alright don't get your jizzed up Afro  in a bunch we're coming.

After the three of us walked inside they began to explain everything to me. It seems that they were taken in by Garter until they can go back to Heaven. The only way it seems is collecting a somethings called Heaven coins which they get from killing Ghosts. Apparently you have to collect so many then it's back up stairs. They have been doing it for a while now but have had shit luck and only have a few. I smirked then  stretched in my seat before looking back at them.

Y/n: Heh So in other words you two need Daddy Jacket's help because you get sidetracked?

Panty: Hey fuck off we can handle this on our own!

Y/n: *Laughs* Yeah keep telling yourself that! I'm sure blowing guys left and right will get you back in no time.

Panty: Screw you women have needs dammit! Your not innocent either you know!

Y/n: I have no idea what the hell your talking about.

Stocking: Oh yeah what about all those hate crimes you committed?

Y/n: I will have you know I was drunk and committed only 5 out of the 7 of those! Besides they were from places no one even cares about!

Stocking: You know they were from Russia right?

Y/n:Wait......shit really how much did I have that night?

Garterbelt: Regardless of your "hobbies" whining ain't gonna do y'all anything so listen up.  Luck just so happens to be on your side because you sorry excuses for angels have a job.

The three of us sat down as we were explained to on what the job was. It turns out some weird stuff were happening at some school here.  After deciding to take the job we made our way off to deal with the ghost within the school.

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 As the kids at the school continued with their day a car suddenly crashed through the wall. They all look in shock until Panty,Y/n, and Stocking came walking out of the car.

Y/n: And here Garter told us to be discreet.

Kid 1: Woah look at them.

kid 2: They look so hot!

Kid 3: Are we in some music video or something?!

Panty: We are Angels you dick.

Stocking: You do know what the word discreet means right? This is like the opposite of that.

Y/n: Stocking you might wanna give up trying. Panty is loud and proud that is not gonna change.

Y/n stretched then turned to walk away. Stocking turned to him and spoke with a raised brow.

Stocking: Just where are you going?

Y/n:*Smirks* Hehe I'm off to fuck up the jock bullying system. I always wanted to beat the shit out of every jock and bully in a school now I can achieve that dream.

Stocking: Your the weirdest guy I've ever met you know that?

Y/n: Bitch you k now you love me besides normal is for losers who can't accept themselves.

Y/n went to continue walking when he heard the sounds of screaming.. Y/n lazily turned to see a boy running with a bee hive on his head. As everyone began to before he chuckled.

Stocking:*Laughs* So Panty you think he's the ghost we where told about?

Panty: Hehe i'm sure we it could pas and we could call it a day haha!

Y/n: You know I think we should careful guys this guy looks dangerous.

The three angels laughed after  Panty shot the bees of the guys head Y/n looked down at him.

Y/n: Yo kid you good do you want me to fix your hentai protag hair?

???: Oh um N-no i'm fine!

Y/n:(mind) This kid fucking screams simp to me. I don't know why but I don't wanna punch him for that yet.

???: And just what do you think your doing with the school's precious Bee hive briefs darling?

Y/n looked at the girl in confusion before turning to briefs and speaking.

Y/n: Yo Geek boy who the hell is the walking sex doll over there?

Panty and stocking began to laugh at this while the girl looked in anger. Briefs tried to beg her to forgive Y/n but the angel just stood. 

Y/n:(mind)

https://youtu.be/3cHJbvtcv8U

The girl noticed Y/n wasn't paying attention before she went to yell at him. 

Girl: ARE YOU EVEN LISTEN-

Y/n cut her off by suddenly pulling out a gun and shooting her in the head. Everyone looked in shock as the girl turned out to be the ghost. Panty and Stocking looked over at Y/n then Stocking spoke.

Stocking: How did you know she was the ghost?

Y/n: Wait she was damn I thought she was just a bitch so I shot her. Oh well looks like it's we can call this a win. 

Y/n shrugged then grabbed Briefs causing him to freak out.

Briefs: W-WAIT A SECOND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!

Y/n: Oh we ain't leaving just yet Geek boy. I still plan to beat the shit out of every jock in this place. Your gonna be my nerdy beacon so let's ride!

Y/n flung Briefs over his shoulder and ran off ignoring his screams. Panty and Stocking watched as Y/n laughed insanely before disappearing from sight.While they could call this a win they had no idea  just what they would face soon after.

To be continued

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