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Cursing prepare yourself kiddos

Okay what I don't get about white girls is how they think wearing skinny jeans and flannels is dressing as a tomboy. I personally dress tomboyish probably 90% of the time and I wear baggy jeans and tshirts much LIKE A GUY WOULD EUGH

This may seem kind of sudden but I have a tomboyish character and so I was thinking "I bet not every tomboy is like me where they love wearing plaid shorts" so I decided to look up what other people would wear as tomboys and you know what I see? THIS SHIT. NO. THIS IS NOT TOMBOY. THIS IS A WHITE BEACHED WHALE THINKING THEY KNOW HOW TOMBOYS WORK. NO.

YES YOUR GOD DAMN SHIRT MAY SAY ARMY

YES YOU MAY HAVE A FRIGGIN SKATEBOARD IN YOUR "TOMBOY" OUTFIT

BUT IF YOURE WEARING BOOTY SHORTS

OR IF YOURE WEARING A DIAMOND INFINITY NECKLACE

OR IF HALF YOUR OUTFIT IS MAKEUP

OR IF THE JEANS ARE HIGHWASTED OR SO TIGHT AND SKINNY YOU CAN SEE INDIVIDUAL BUTTCHEEKS

NO

BUT HERES THE BEST ONE

IF THERE IS FUCKING

STARBUCKS

IN YOUR GODDAMN PICTURE

YOU ARE LYING TO YOURSELF

GOD THERES A BEANIE THAT SAYS SELFIE KILL ME PLEASE AND THANK YOU

God these fucking bitches sorry for that rant

And in other news I've started writing how and when Clauss comes to Ryden and I've already got over 1000 words am proud