//whEEze//
I'm an idiot
I need a life
I can't do ANYTHING

But I can make a meeean greeeeeen beeean

What is wrong with me, what did my mom do wrong with rasing me? My dad should've let me eat more ice cream as a kid, that's probably it.  XD

Uh, my friend saved me from getting an account on Tumblr, I would have ruled over it, I SWEAR.

My mom gave me chocolate and let me eat in my bed
So like
That was a mistake... Not me, just eating in the bed, although you would be right as well

Self insults are fiiiiine

Whenever I hear the word Photosynthesis
I think of that one episode from Spongebob where he tells Sandy that's he'll make his own food

and he lays on the ground and spreads his legs and arms out,
in and out and says "Photosynthesis" over and over again.

I love that episode, just because of that XD

When I was little I would cover my eyes on the one episode with the Hash Slinging Slasher, and the lights are flickering and everyone is like "It's just that guys." And they show the real monster

That freaked me out for the longest