When u think u know what someone is talking about but it turns out u don't
So u just melt away in awkwardness

ANYWAY
Uh..

My friend who likes me wants to hire a hitman on the medicinedude //I know his name now, pffft.// because I said that the medicinedude was my friend, and he got shooked

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I still don't know what I did to cause what happened...
I didn't do anything, so idk.

Might make a book to where it's just stuff like this in it. But I won't actually address what specifically I'm talking about.
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I was thinking about someone and then I forgot
Welp

Uh, HAPPY EARLY TURKEY DAY!
THANKSGIVING IS THE ONLY DAY I'LL CONSIDER EATING CHICKEN, OFF THE BONE
LOL

And 99.9% of the time I'll just eat chicken breast
//don't make a Bi joke on that, omg no.//

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My grandma is getting the food ready for Thanksgiving and I just realized I didn't eat today

OH NOES
It's late and I'm too tired to get up

My eyes burn
Merp