Hey, I'm sorry I'm such a big jackass, but I just realized that this story is approaching 500 reads???

What the actual fuck???

I do not deserve that at all, but thank you???

I could make excuses as to why I'm so shit at consistency, but I don't have any. I am just a big ol' mess and there's nothing you can do to stop me I guess. Fuck, the last time I posted on this story was in July and I posted three chapters on the same day???

Wait what was my point? Did I have a point?

Probably.

Uh anyway thank you guys so much for reading my trash and I'm sorry for being a huge ass. Like just an absolute unit of an asshole. Just a big ass piece of shit. 

Jesus Christ, I have the attention span of a sparrow. Let me try this again:

I'm sorry for my inconsistency, and I thank you all for putting up with me and getting as many reads as this story has.

Bye and have a wonderful day.

Oh and happy holidays I guess???