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j.jungcock
⊳bruh that survey took so long
taehyottie
⊳dude ikr
j.jungcock
⊳questions were so detailed and specific
⊳and there were so many about who you wanted your match to be/resemble rather than questions abt urself
⊳it was more of a "build your ideal match" than "tell us about yourself so we find your match"
taehyottie
⊳yEah oh my god
j.jungcock
⊳and that one question like "u prefer to jump right into relationships or take it slow?" (baby baby we'll take it slow)
taehyottie
⊳(open ur rice, jeremy open ur rice)
⊳and like ytf you want me to "insert a pic from ur camera roll that resembles your ideal type" sjjdkdksjsk
j.jungcock
⊳lmAo ikr!
⊳i just put baekhyun from exo
taehyottie
⊳exo-ls unite:')
⊳i put fucking nemo bc i was too lazy to find a hot guy
j.jungcock
⊳wdyfm, nemo's daddy, 10/10 would smash
taehyottie
⊳thought you'd wanna smash me since i'm your "one true love" ;(
j.jungcock
⊳nah nemo's hotter
⊳jkjk
⊳you're actually pre hot tho👀
taehyottie
⊳ik;)
⊳that's why my username is what it is
j.jungcock
⊳hot aNd a genius wow
taehyottie
⊳ikr i'm perfect💁
⊳so tell me abt yourself
j.jungcock
⊳i'm jungkook
⊳and the cock in my username is for my big dick:))
taehyottie
⊳damn
⊳tbh i feel spiritually enlightened with this overload of information
j.jungcock
⊳yw☺️
⊳seriously tho, what do u wanna know
taehyottie
⊳idfk
⊳wait hol up
⊳i got it
⊳who in monsta x do you ship kihyun with
j.jungcock
⊳lmfao that was random
⊳(i like that)
taehyottie
⊳i was listening to tropical night so...
⊳(ayee rv and nct)
j.jungcock
⊳oMFG YES THAT SONG IS SO GOOD
⊳hoes everywhere be sleeping on it
taehyottie
⊳hoes everywhere be sleeping on the whole ass group
j.jungcock
⊳hoes everywhere needa get cultured
⊳and idrk who i ship kihyun w
⊳kinda w changkyun, except he has jooheon
⊳so either shownu or minhyuk.. idk you could ship any ship between those three
taehyottie
⊳monsta x is tHat gRoup where you can ship anyone with anyone and it's prob real
j.jungcock
⊳"7 talented individuals who gay af for each other bc threesomes + 4 ppl are funtastic"
taehyottie
⊳hey u wanna have a threesome
⊳w/o the third person;)
⊳so it's just us two?;)))
j.jungcock
⊳hell yes
⊳fUCk mE uP
⊳o shit
taehyottie
⊳what?
j.jungcock
⊳my dumbass friend jimin is calling me i gtg ugh
⊳byee
taehyottie
⊳lmao
⊳👋
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a/n: i gots a few things to say
aight so chaps will prob be rlly short and weird and on crack :))))))))))))))) and im sorry if i offend anyone with the dumb shit i write, i dont mean to at all.
ok bye loves, have an amazing day<3
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