"M-meow...." Kin was lying on the floor, he is tired of shouting for his owner. He was damn hungry but Juno isn't home yet

"Yo Kin!" Souley came out from Juno's wardrobe, "you hungry?"

"No, just releasing hydrochloric acid" he rolled his eyes. As the soul and subconscious of the author, Souley can understand Kin's language clearly

"I've been told to give you some food, you want it or nah?"

"Just give me if you don't want to encounter my skeleton lying here tomorrow" he said as Souley passed him some sushi

"Sushi?"

"Yeah, don't you like it?" Souley asked

"Well, something is better than nothing" he shrugged and began to eat, "what happened to that dummy tho?"

"Juno? She is been kidnapped"

"I see, when she is going to return home?"

"Dunno man, her kidnapper is an ass"

"BRANDON KIDNAPPED HER?!" Kin shouted. (AIW reference)

"....n-no, I mean her kidnapper is an asshole but a different asshole and a real asshole" she nervously laughed,

"Anyways, have fun eating! I'll come again during your dinner time" with that she went inside the wardrobe again and vanished from there.

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"Man, this place stinks!"

Everyone turned around look at a brown man with brown worn out coat and tricorne hat. He has brown beard and has a toothpick inserted in his mouth.

"Who are you?" One them asked the person. They were the sailors who helps the company to export stuffs in illegal way.

"I'm new here" the brown man introduced, "Edward is my dad's step son, he isn't here so I came"

"Man, Edward has a brother too?" A person asked another one

"That corpulent is a total fucker, what do you expect from his family, Theo?" The another man replied and then they laughed among themselves.

"Alright, what's your name brother?" The same person turned towards the brown man

"Call me George" he introduced himself, "shall I start from looking over the place?"

"No hurry man, I'll give you a tour" Theo stood up, "later do join us for dinner, we got some hooch for tonight" he was from Alaska

"Sure" George replied as both of them went to the ships. Theo showed him the places from where they keep the sandalwoods and from which ships they usually carry those.

"Be careful not to get caught by the cops, or else we all will go down" he said. Basically, import and export of sandalwood is illegal there, only few who took permission from the government is allowed but rest are all done in illegal ways

"Got it!" George said, "what about the grey ship there?" He pointed at the ship which is a bit far away.

"Our imported stuffs are kept there, it's well maintained by our friend, Rim so we don't bother about that too much. He is a trustable lad" Theo said as George nodded

"I see, thank you so much for your help" he smiled

"Ah it's fine, man! You're being too polite" he laughed and went to join others. George just started roaming in the place. He went inside a ship and quickly dialled a number.

"It's me, Gili" he said on the call, "no, they didn't suspect me and the grey ship! I suspect that she is there only"

"Alright, I'm keeping an eye on them from the hills" Mr Horribo nodded stalking them from the top of the hills with his binoculars along with others

"Tell him to find Rim, after rescuing Juno, we have save the other girls too!" Ice said to Mr Horribo

"I heard you, don't worry" Gili said and hanged up the phone. He looked here and there to see if he was being followed and then came out and went to that group of sailors.

"Rim, my man!" The group howled as Rim arrived there. He had a packet with him as he smiled

"I brought some chicken drumstick" he said and then looked at Gili aka George, "who's he?"

"Edward's brother, he came as a replacement today" A person said

"Edward has a brother?" Rim asked surprisingly

"I know he is a fucker but he does have a family" George said nervously

"Chill dude, I mean no offense" Rim said as everyone laughed. The rest of the day passed like that with helping with carrying the sandalwoods and fixing the ships.

It was night soon. The work was done as everyone sat in circle near the shore, on a huge rock and lit up the fire. They opened the bottles of the alcohols and started gossiping. They had lots of talks, so much local jokes while humming.

"You guys are really fun, I really enjoyed today" Gili smiled, looking at all of them while eating his drumstick

"Aw, how polite! You can come here again wherever you want, man! You can also join us every night!" They said in union

"Of course" he smiled. At around 10 pm, everyone was asleep, mainly lying around drunk. Gili looked at Rim who was also wasted and slowly got up from the place and went to Rim. He searched for the keys and found them in his coat's pocket.

"Hello? I found the keys!" Gili informed on the phone and quickly went to the grey ship. He searched all the rooms but Juno wasn't there. Next he went to the godown and tried to open the door. It was locked, he unlocked them with the keys and turned on the lights.

"Juno?!" He cried out her name and went to her. She was lying on the floor, handcuffed with metal chains with around 35 empty packet of chocolates around her.

"Who dared to ruin my beauty sleep?" She annoyingly opened her sleepy eyes, "how are you, old man?"

"I'm Gili!" He said

"When did you age so much?! Which year is this? Did I time travel?! Oh god!" She said surprisingly as Gili facepalmed and removed his fake beard and wig

"I came to rescue you" he smiled and unlocked the handcuffs, "let's go"

"Y-you really came?" She was in tears, dramatic one, "how did you know I was here?"

"Mr Horribo help—"

"T-traitor—!! TRAITOR IS HERE!!" they looked back to see Rim. He seemed angry but was too drunk so it was kinda funny,

"No one— dare to touch my future face mask—!!!"

"What's this hypocrite is saying?" Gili asked her

"Ah, he is just obsessed with my beauty, ya know? Let's go from here before he kills us" Juno said as Rim broke the bottle into half and pointed towards them

"Dare to leave!!! I'll kiss you!!" He said to Gili

"Kiss....?"

"KISS!!"

"Real life BL...?" Junk was flustered. She read too many BLs and now it was a golden opportunity for her to encounter one in real

"I MEAN KILL!! OOPS! I'll kill you both!!" Rim frowned and moved towards them, with wobbling legs. Gili pushed him as both of them got out of the room.

"Hey!!" Rim shouted and followed them. They played Tom and Jerry for a while and then finally came out of the ship.

"Stop or else I'll shoot you both!"

Juno and Gili turned to him and saw a gun in his hands, pointing at them

"Don't you dare, Rim" Juno chose the motivational method, "you're not going to gain anything from this, we are all god's servant—"

"Shut up!" Both Gili and Rim shut her up

"Rim, put down your gun! The police is behind you! You're gonna get arrested either ways!" Gili said as he turned around to see Mr Horribo and his team pointing their guns at Rim. Juno was surprised to see them, not disappointed tho. They had those drunken men with them too.

Rim gritted his teeth, he was quite sober by then. He looked at Juno and fired at her. Suddenly everyone stopped and the view became black and white.

"No!" Gili shouted and pushed Juno. The gun didn't hit either of them but Juno couldn't keep up her balance and fell in the ocean.

And you know what?

She can't swim.

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