"Yo man, why did ya sit on mah lap? It's hurtz, dude!" A fatty spirit said as Juno got off her. The spirit seems angry

"I'm sorry, I didn't see you " she apologized

"My butt hurts! What ya gonna do 'bout that?!" There was no hell way the spirit is going to leave the matter here. She died 2 years ago due to overeating and now she wanted to just sit in a classroom and attend Nutrition class.

"Um... shall I bring medicine?" Juno asked, politely

"Hey! What are you doing there?!" The teacher, who can't see the spirit shouted, "sit down!"

She picked up the chair and quickly sat down as the spirit frowned

"How dare yo—"

"Ahh!!" Souley quickly entered the scene, "Sorry for the touble, my aunt's sister's daughter's maid's brother's gay best friend's only mother's senior's lesbian twin daughter's grandma's neighbour's mother's is bit stupid" she nervously laughed and dragged the spirit out with her

"... what in the universe was that?" Juno muttered but she shook off her head and focused on the class. The class started, first period was biology.

"So, tell me my lovely dumplings with white pasta sauce, what's are the secondary sexual characteristics of a male?" The teacher, who is a bit gay but not actually gay asked, dancing his waist

"Sir" Juno, our genius student raised her hand. She studied it all, everything and also those which were not mentioned in the book

"Awww, very good, Juno" the teacher complimented

"It's narrow hips, pubic hair, chest hair, broad shoulders—"

"Awh moi gawd! Just stop, you! You're making me feel uncomfortable, where did you learn all this from?? I'm going to talk to your brother about this!! Gosh, the children are being perverts nowadays!!" He said, getting all flustered

"...but it was written in the book!"

"I DO NOT WISH TO HEAR ANY EXCUSES!!" The teacher started crying and ran out of the class

"Free period then?" A student asked

"Yayy!"

"Hey Juno," one of her classmates approached her, "Your hair looks great"

"Thanks—"

Just in the couple of moment, her hair suddenly caught fire and she became bald

"..." The whole class gasped as she pulled out a wig from her bag and put it on her head.

Actually the girl is cursed by a snail, which she stepped on at 5, that  everytime she will compliment someone, the worst and opposite will happen to them.

"Auwu! Why did you do that?!" Juno gritted her teeth, trying hard to keep her cool

"I-i- didn't mean to—" she nervously smiled. In fact, she meant it very well, "Your bracelet is pretty too"

The bracelet disappeared

"..."

"And that earrings too—"

They fell off

"And—"

Juno grabbed her hand, took her near the window and threw her outside

"School is getting weirder nowadays" someone commented

"I think it's just my life" Juno said and returned to her seat again. The next period was a substitution and no teacher cared to come inside so Juno was studying on her own.

Actually, no, she wasn't studying— no way I'm making her look like a bookworm!! She was actually doodling while pretending to study.

"Hey Juno, what are you reading?" Someone again approached as she peeped into her book, "Organic chemistry?"

"Uh...yeah"

"Cool! Wanna to play truth and dare??"

"I'm studying"

"Hey! Juno is going to play with us!" The girl shouted towards her friends

"..."

She gave up and went to them as they all sat in a circle. One of the girl threw a glass bottle on the table as it broke and turned into pieces

"Bruh"

"How can you be so careless?" They scolded her

"Heh, sowwie" then she pulled out a plastic bottle and kept it on the table.

"I'll spin it" they spinned the bottle and it landed on Juno and a girl, who was covered with mask and hood

"Truth or dare?" Juno asked

"Truth is for kids! I choose dare" her voice was husky. It doesn't seem like the girls know her

"Okay, then I dare you to show your face" she smiled as the girl flinched

"Yes! We want to see her face too!"

"I-i- would like to change the dare" she said, nervously

"Okay, I dare you to open your mask and hood then" she smiled again

"Hey! That's the same thing!"

"It's not, showing your face and opening your mask and hood are two different sentence" Juno said

"F-fine" she finally gave up and opened her hood, she has short hair. Then she opened her mask, she has a manly face too

"A BOY?!"

"Kya!! A boy!!" Another girl squeaked

"... Gili?" Juno stared at him, unbelievably, "you are—"

"Oi! See, that's Gili!" A boy from the distance shouted

"The famous Gilialous Hehuzonoli Dududei??" Another one shouted

"Shit!" Gili muttered

"Huh?" The girls were confused "is he famous?"

"Really?" Another one shouted, "let's click selfie with him then!! Quick!"

"No!!" Gili shouted as he noticed a huge crowd slowly approaching him, "RUN!" He grabbed Juno's hand and started running away

"Why am I running away with you?!"

"So that we can marry in a temple, how does it sound?" He laughed as they continued laughing

"B-but—" she blushed hard

"Hm?"

"I-i'm not into jerks..." She said shyly. He stopped running, they were away from people now, it was the back of the school, a little away from the cafeteria

"What...?"

"What?"

He shook his head " nothing"

"Oh, do you go to this school?

"Yeah"

"Why?"

"What do you mean by 'why?'"?"

"THIS IS MY SCHOOL!!" Juno shouted "why will you go to MY school??? Whyyyyyyyy????????"

"AREE! SHH!! SHHHHHHH!!" He covered her mouth and looked around, "don't shout!! And what's Wrong with the plot?? It doesn't makes sense!"

"My school..." She muttered

"Uff, does your family own this school?" He asked

"Yes"

"So— wait— really??"

"Yeah, in my past life!" She said, proudly

"You remember your past life?" He asked, surprisingly. That's not the point, does this school even exist in her past life? Well...might be...whom am I kidding?

"No"

"Then?"

"It was just a guess, no one will ever know if it's true or not so who cares" she giggled

"You're—crazy!" He did a facepalm, "but I like this side of yours, better than that deadpan one" Juno blushed harder.

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