A/N: haha. No one requested this

(Shanks x reader)

They say that behind every great man stands a great woman. But. It should be. Behind every great man stand no woman. There is no greater man than the man that can acknowledge the woman standing beside him.

He turned to the woman beside him, her (h/c) fluttered in the wind. She turned to him and smiled softly. He chuckled taking her hand and pulled her close to him. He stood with her at the head of the ship. Both of there cloaks fluttered in the wind. Showing there imperfections. Shanks missing arm, and (Y/N)'s missing leg. It was replaced by a wooden one made with a rifle in the heel. It was expensive. But. It was worth it. She was dubbed the most dangerous woman in the world. But. She had the kindest heart out of them all.

"Shanks." You purred.

He hummed turning to you, "Yes dear."

"You think I look pretty right?"

"Of course not."

You pursed your lips turning to him. Waiting for him to explain himself.

"Pretty women are everywhere." He said.

You curled your fist about to sock him in the face.

"I don't want you to look pretty, I want you to look otherworldly and slightly terrifying."

You snickered as he turned to you.

"Alright I'll give you that one captain."

He pulled you to his side as he peppered you with kisses. You giggled as his whiskers tickled your skin. He dipped you down kissing down your neck. You wrapped your arms around his neck.

"St-stop it. The crew is watching." You gasped.

He pulled back turning to the crew. They cheered before Shanks turned to you.

"Like they care. They can watch if they want." He grinned.

"Oh especially during our private time?" You said running your finger down his nose.

"My crew would ne-"

"Tell that to Yasopp and Lucky Roo. They peeped on me when I was bathing."

Shanks dropped you before after the two. You pursed your lips as Benn approached you. He held out his hand as you took it and he helped you up. You held his hand to keep your balance as you knocked your knee back into place.

"Damn this leg." You huffed.

"We can always get you a new one." Benn suggested.

"When we get to the next island I'll get it looked at. It's a simple fix I'm sure."

"Stubborn woman." He sighed.

You patted his chest before walking off.

Once you got to the island all of you split up to get materials. Your job was just to get your leg fixed. You went down to a merchant but everyone was terrified of you. Wonder why. You rolled your eyes when a young child ran into you. You turned to the boy who was in tears.

"I-I'm awfully sorry ma'am. Momma says you'll chop my head off."

You knelt down to his level, "You've done nothing wrong. Don't worry kiddo."

He smiled as you ruffled his hair and got up. But your knee got stuck and you pursed your lips. You sighed knocking it back into place. The boy watched you stumble into the merchants store. She grinned as you walked in.

"If I'll be damned. The most dangerous woman in the world is standing before me." She said.

You smiled, "I'm not as bad as they say. Unless your a marine. Then. Yes. Yes I am."

She laughed, "What can I do for you?"

You removed your leg and balanced on the counter. You placed it on the counter.

"The knee is busted. Could you fix it?" You asked.

She grinned taking your leg, "I'd be honored."

You stumbled to a chair as she went to fix it. You yawned resting back in the chair where you had fallen asleep. But you woke up to something cold pressed to your forehead.

"(Y/N)!" the merchant called.

You fluttered open your eyes to three marines standing before you. Your expression hardened as you stared at the one pressing a gun to your forehead.

"D-Don't m-move or I'll shoot." He quivered.

"You sure you want to tell me that?"

Your eyes turned red. He swallowed as your gaze never left his. He then started to tremble and then dropped the gun. The marine fell back twitching and spazzing out on the floor. The two other marines pointed there guns to you as you gazed to them. They soon joined the first one on the floor spazzing out and twitching. You turned to the merchant as she was in horror holding your leg. Your eyes changed back to (E/C) and you smiled.

"Oh you finished it?" You gleamed.

She nodded and approached you. Handing you your leg as you latched it into place. You grinned standing up and bending it. Where the knee was in perfect working order. You turned to her as her eyes were on the marines. They looked dead. But. They just fell unconscious.

"W-what was that?" She asked.

"I'm called the most dangerous woman in the world for a reason."

You tossed her a sack of coins before leaving. Shanks snuck up behind you wrapping his arm around your waist and picked you up. You squealed as he spun you around then set you down. He grinned as you turned to him and kissed him softly.

"I saw what happened in the shop. You're absolutely sexy." He grinned, "I love it when you look terrifying."

You glanced down before back to his eyes, "I can tell something else loves it too."

He chuckled, "Can't help it."

"Come on you horny monkey."

You took hands as you lead him to the ship.

"You know something." You hummed.

"What's that?" He asked.

"There's only one way that I can make your face look better."

"Oh do tell."

"Is if I sat on it."

He grinned before picking you up and throwing you over his shoulder.

"As long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit."

"Your so bad." You gasped

I think I'm funny. Requests are still open.