(Slinkydog__official)

Slink sat at his window, staring at the crowds of trolls and toys rushing by in the Friday traffic. He spotted a familiar face in the crowd. A face he once loved and still did have minor feelings for. He needed to discard those feelings, but he couldn't.

The face belonged to a handsome (no.) yodel troll named Dickory. His skin was as yellow as someone who's dehydrated's pee. His hair was red and tied into a ponytail. There was a small little hat covering the bald spot on his head. Dickory grunted, glanced back at Slink, then turned to continue pushing through the crowd, going to move in with his actually handsome brother.

Slink sobbed and didn't bother to wipe the tears. All the lights were off. "Dick is over and Dick is gone
Dick's decided it's time to move on
Dick has new dreams he's building upon
And I'm still hurting.."

Slink watched Dick get out of sight and sighed, "Dick arrived at the end of the line
Dick's convinced that the problems are mine
Dick is probably feeling just fine
And I'm still hurting.."

"What about lies, Dick?
What about things
That you swore to be true
What about you, Dick
What about you?

Dick is sure something wonderful died
Dick decides it's his right to decide
Dick's got secrets he doesn't confide
And I'm still hurting.."

Slink took a deep breath and dumped a picture of Dickory in the trash can, "Go and hide and run away
Run away, run and find something better
Go and ride the sun away
Run away like it's simple
Like it's right..."

Slink removed his wedding rings and started taking apart Tiny Dicki Minaj's bedroom, evicting the child, "Give me a day, Dick
Bring back the lies
Hang them back on the wall
Maybe I'd see
How you could be
So certain that we
Had no chance at all.."

Drowned in tears, Slink had finally gotten rid of all the signs of Dickory in his home, except for the feelings left in his broken heart, "Dick is over and where can I turn?
Covered with scars I did nothing to earn
Maybe there's somewhere a lesson to learn
But that wouldn't change the fact
That wouldn't speed the time
Once the foundation's cracked
And I'm
Still Hurting.."

Slink nodded and pulled himself together, ready to begin a new life.

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