It was a dark and stormy night...

...Until I turned the light on.

Then it was a bright and sunny night, and still stormy.

So I turned the computer on. While it loaded, I read a book. I logged onto my brother's user, put the Morrowind CD in, and commenced to forget the storm, which politely faded away.

Perhaps a half hour later, when I was completely immersed in robbing Nalcarya of White Haven's second floor, a HUMONGOUSLY LOUD blast of thunder shook the sky. I jumped so high that the collision of my head and the ceiling knocked me out until morning.

By the time I came to, Nalcarya's Ordinator had kicked me out onto the streets and it had begun to rain in Balmora. My Argonian character ran for shelter beneath the welcoming South Wall Cornerclub, only to find that the Camonna Tong had sacked the place in my absence. When these cruel folk spotted me, they quite literally threw daggers. I dove for the cover of a table, and in the bit of shelter provided thence killed all present with spells of destruction.

THE END