'leave me alone.'
no
'just leave please.'
no
'i beg you leave but you will not. why?'
i shall not tell.
'why?'
none of your fucking business bitch.
'oh fuck you'
you do realise you've been talking out loud right?
'as if the voice in my head would know that'
dumbass

"hey are you ok? you've been mumbling for the past ten minutes."
i snapped back into reality as i heard Ren's voice, realising that im a fucking idiot.
(snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity! im sorry i had to) 'oh yeah im fine dude'
"the food is here now, you still hungry"
'always'
"you sound like snape"
'that's exactly what i was going for. good.'
we dug into our meals, mine being chips and chicken nugs and Ren's being chicken wings and fries.

(time skip because i dont care that this is a oneshot)

we arrived home, Ren was tired as fuck but i made them stay awake to watch a film with me. they did fall asleep so i just tried to move them to their bed. (key word tried)
They are SO FUCKING HEAVY like holy shit who knew someone could be this heavy!
i had to wake them up.
'beep beep motherfucker im your fucking alarm for moving your ass to bed!' i shouted while slapping them as hard as possible.
"huh? what? who? oh. also OW WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!"
'did i ask? no. anyway get changed and THEN sleep. cant sleep in your day clothes.'
"fine."

they went upstairs.
i heard the shower running so that was a good sign.

eventually, i just got changed and went to sleep too.
well once again, tried to...
i watched youtube until 2am.
i got too tired aaaaaand fell asleep with my phone on my face.

(end)