───── ( ONLY FRIEND ) 🫧🍇🪸

THE ALIENS, ANDROIDS & WIZARDS
ant man        theo
black widow    veridian
war machine    blaise
mantis             luna
doctor strange  harry
scarlett witch cho

ant man
HELLO FELLOW AMERICANS

scarlett witch
you did not just call me American.

black widow
theodore keeps trying to get
me to take a hit of his blunt ☹️

ant man
JUST TRY IT

black widow
NO

ant man
I'LL WATCH BLACK WIDOW
WITH YOU FOR THE 63784 TIME
IF YOU DO

black widow
LIAR

ant man
I AM NOT LYING VERIDIAN
ILL EVEN BUY U WTV U WANT
FROM HONEYDUKES

black widow
FINE JUST ONE
AND YOU HAVE TO BUY ME
5 PUMPKIN PASTIES

ant man
WHATEVER

war machine
omg finally is she trying it

ant man
SHES COUGHING
JDJDKDDNDJ

black widow
I don't like it ☹️

war machine
eventually you'll have to
because we're gonna make u
do it all the time 😈😈

black widow
I HATE YOU GUYS

ant man
you love me.

black widow
🙄🙄🙄

mantis
what is "black widow"

black widow
it's a muggle movie about the most
awesome marvel character luna

war machine
excuse me, you mean SECOND
most awesome marvel character 🤨
RHODEY IS OBVIOUSLY FIRST HOE

black widow 
WHO YOU CALLING HOE,
HOE

ant man
how dare you call my boyfriend
a hoe

black widow
but I thought I was your
girlfriend ☹️☹️☹️
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scarlett witch
everybody shut up
I'm watching black widow rn

black widow 
OPEN THE COMMON ROOM DOOR
RIGHT NOW

scarlett witch
DIAN HOW TF-
OKAY HOLD ON

black widow 
THANK YOU

ant man
YOU LEFT ME
WE WERE ON A DATE CHO

black widow 
NO WE WEREN'T

ant man
oh that hurt, future girlfriend
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war machine
I'll come fill the void 😻

ant man
YES COME SAVE ME LOVE
IM LONELY IN THE COMMON
ROOM

black widow 
you cheater ☹️

ant man
oh how dare you
you cheated first ☹️☹️☹️

scarlett witch
it's giving white couple

doctor strange
HAHAHA

black widow 
HAI HARRY PERRY

doctor strange
what did you just call me.

black widow
it rhymed

scarlett witch
GET OFF YOUR PHONE

black widow 
FINE