THE NEXT CODDAM DAY CUZ IM LAZY AF!!

Riders P.O.V

I wake up and get some stuff on, I pull out my squid phone and saw I got a text from (y/n).

1 new message.

Hey Rider! You were acting strange last night! Are you okay?!

Yes I'm fine.

You were starring at Milk!

Yah... so?

You made me jealous 😒😒

She's hot!

Normally I would say something funny right about now but I can't think of anything.

Pickup line war?

Nah I'm good...

O-oh

I never knew you did a text message studder before!

Shut up!

Fine.

Sorry (y/n)... I don't want you to turn into me!

I'm not!

Yah you are! I'm concerned! I think it's me, you're just spending time with me so you are developing my personality!

Are you saying you don't want to see me anymore?!

No it's not that!

YOU WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH MILK ENSTED!

NO ITS NOT THAT!

What is it than?!

FEELINGS!

You have those?!

Ouch.

MAY THE INSULT WAR COMMENCE 😝

I was just about to say.

And I was just about to listen until I realized how dull and boring your voice is.

Well at least I'm not hiding from mine! You introvert son of a barnacle!

At least I CAN insult!

Hey I can insult!

Your voice is an insult.

Your face is an insult.

Your kinda cute when your not a monster.

You wanna see a monster? Look in the mirror.

I never knew you were at my house!

I never knew you were a stalker!

Well at least I didn't google where I lived!

Well at least I know what vegan means!

Well I know what Rider means! It means creepy stalker dude!

AT LEAST I DONT HAVE A BODY PILLOW!

H-how do you know about that?

You're wayyyyyy to Kwai.

At least I don't believe my own lies!

So you don't have a body pillow?

No!! Who do you think I am?!

A fangirl.

Other than that 😒

A weeb

And

A cute inkling.

WELL AT LEAST IM NOT HOTTER THAN THE SUN!

Well you're also hot.

At least I'm not flat.

HEY IM A GUY! And you're just normally flat!

So you're after Milk!!

No I'm not!

Well........ why don't you come pick me up?

Pickup line?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

😂😂😂shut up and kiss me

W-what?

I'll pick you up, 3:00 SHARP!

See you there my knight in shining armour!

I'll rescue you princess.

Now you're just being cheesy.

😘

Okay stop it!

😘😘😘

Stop it!

💞😘💞😘💞😘😘😍😘😚😘😍😘😚😘❤️❤️❤️😍😘❤️😘😘😻😍😘😍😘❤️😻💞😘😒😍❤️😻

RIDER!

😘❤️😍😘❤️😍😘❤️😍😘❤️😍😘❤️😘❤️😍😘❤️😍😘❤️😍😘😘😍😘❤️😍😘❤️😘❤️😍❤️❤️😍😘❤️😍😘❤️😍😘❤️😍😘❤️😍😘❤️😍😘❤️😘😍❤️😘😍❤️😍😘

I'm gonna kill you if you don't stop!

You're gonna kill me?

Yah but not actually, I'll see you in jail for attempted murder.

What did I do to get in jail!

You're a theft!

How?!

You stole my heart

😒❤️😍❤️😘😍❤️😘😍❤️😘😍❤️😘😍❤️😘😍❤️😘

STOP.

Okay fine. 😘

O-o

Ops...

🙄 see you soon

Bye😂

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