If any of you guys have ever read W.O.F.T.C., if you haven't feel free to check it out, then you've probably met Swallowtail and know that he's the King of Pickup Lines. Anyways I had a ton of terrible pickup lines left to use, so I decided to make the list. I just rephrased the title like ten times, but still, enjoy!

I own none of these. All of these jokes are clean too, so there may be some really terrible pickup lines that are not included for that reason.

20. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

19. Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends that I've been touched by and angel.

18. Did you invent the airplane? You seem Wright for me.

17. Do you have an extra heart? Mine was just stolen.

16. It's handy that I have my library card because I'm checking you out.

15. I hope you know CPR, because you're taking my breath away.

14. If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

13. Can I please follow you? My parents told me to always follow my dreams.

12. Something's wrong with my phone! Your number's not in it!

11. If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?

10. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

9. You must be made of cheese, because you're looking Gouda tonight!

8. I'm learning about important dates in history. Do you want to be one of them?

7. Do you like my shirt? It's made of boyfriend material.

6. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

5. Hey girl are you German? I want to be Ger-man!

4. If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!

3. If you were a phaser on Star Trek you'd be set to stun.

2. My friends bet me that I couldn't start a conversation with the prettiest girl in the club. What do you want to do with their money?

1. Did you just fart because you blew me away!

These are just for humor and not to offend anyone.