WE WILL CONTINUE TO BE ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY DUE TO THERE "NOT BEING MUCH OF A PLOT" AND "VARIOUS FUNDAMENTAL WORLDBUILDING BEING RISKILY VAGUE". THERE'S ALSO THE MATTER OF THE AUTHOR TRYING TO APPLY TO COLLEGES BUT IT'S NOT LIKE PERSONAL CONCERNS MATTER WHEN PLACATING THE FACELESS, INSATIABLE MASSES. THANKFULLY OUR AUTHOR HAS NO MASSES, BECAUSE SHE IS NOT VERY GOOD AT "WRITING" OR "NETWORKING" OR ANYTHING REALLY. TO ALL ENTITIES OUT THERE WHO REQUIRE A MEDIUM TO GET YOUR "STORY" OUT TO THE "WORLD", BY WHICH WE MEAN, THIS WORLD, DON'T PULL FROM THE BARGAIN BIN. WE DID AND ARE CURRENTLY FACING THE CONSEQUENCES.

LOOK OUT FOR "THE DOG DAY WARS" WHICH IS APPARENTLY ANOTHER PROJECT THE AUTHOR IS GOING TO WORK ON IN LIEU OF OUR BLATANTLY SUPERIOR BOOK. THIS SOUNDS LIKE A SCAM TO ME. IT SHOULD SOUND LIKE A SCAM TO ALL OF YOU BECAUSE IT PROBABLY IS. PLEASE RIOT IN THE STREETS FOR OUR SAFE RETURN.

YOURS,

ALIX,

WHO IS BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER NARRATORS ON HERE
AND DEMANDS A HUMAN PARASITE KNOWN AS A "LAWYER" TO SETTLE THIS IN COURT AND RECEIVE SOME KIND OF COMPENSATION FOR OUR INCOMPETENT HUMAN