oxymoron

ˌɒksɪˈmɔːrɒn/

noun

a compressed paradox; a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction
e.g. My heart is a mess. A beautiful mess. Perfectly ruined. Splendidly destroyed.

The world is full of oxymorons. Not just in the English language. But we never really notice them. That's the beauty. They get accepted as normal occurrences when in fact, they are not.

Meet Juniper Holmes (AKA June), a university student majoring in video game development. Sassy, spunky, full of energy, yet awkward, extremely clumsy and forever dysfunctional in almost every social situation. She's the epitome of an outgoing introvert and is also (you guessed it) an oxymoron.

Not as far away as she imagined is Noah Lee, the CEO of Ubisoft, France. Her role model and inspiration (and kinda the man of her dreams). Handsome, elegant, aggressive and cold. People would say that he was the epitome of an icy businessman and programmer.

But then again, icy businessman is not an oxymoron.

And wasn't June's life full of oxymorons?

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A/N: Stay tuned for updates! You can follow me, add this to your library or reading list, vote, comment etc.

I would really appreciate your thoughts and feedback as the story progresses. This is my first time doing something like this and I'm super excited.

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Started: March 27, 2016

Completed: -

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Copyright © 2016 by TheEnigmaticPhoenix

All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

This is purely a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the authors imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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WARNINGS

▪ mild swearing (mainly courtesy of our lovely protagonist)
▪ annoying voices in people's heads
▪ my cringe worthy attempts at humour
▪ disgustingly sweet sappiness that'll make you go "awww"
▪ references to a variety of fandoms (k-pop included)
▪ gibberish (AKA computer code)
▪ and gifs. lots of gifs.

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This story uses the multimedia aspect of Wattpad a lot. A LOT. So it's recommended to read it online so you can view all the pictures and gifs and immerse yourself into the story more. Of course, reading it offline is just as great! :D

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alicejpctter is collaborating with me on this. She'll also be writing some chapters. You can follow her as well. She's my squish okay? #VALICE4LIFE

This is a romantic comedy so do expect some cheesy, sappy and truly facepalm worthy stuff. I also hope I can make you laugh at my (lame) jokes ;D

Please don't be a silent reader. Pretty please with a cherry on top? It would really mean a lot to me if you vote and comment. I reply to every single one!

Whether you follow me or not, I love you for just reading this <3